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268 Results for Robot From The Future
View 101 - 110 results for robot from the future comic strips. Discover the best "Robot From The Future" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday September 01,
2015
Robots Will Do The Dangerous Jobs
Tags #rights, #civil liberties, #technology, #robots, #abuse, #bias
Transcript
CEO: Our plan is to use robots for all the jobs that are dangerous or demeaning. No one cares if a robot gets ripped to shreds in an industrial accident. Robot: Eh? CEO: Are we cool? Robot: I'm cool, but you're going to be room temperature.
Monday August 31,
2015
Wally Drains Robot
Tags #robot, #technology, #murder, #killing, #power, #laziness, #work ethic, #weapon
Transcript
Robot: You killed ten thousand medical nanorobots by exposure to your bloodstream. That makes you the biggest mass murderer of robots in history. Gaaa!!! Why is my power supply draining so rapidly? Wally: Run.
Saturday August 29,
2015
Nanorobots In Wally Slow Down
Tags #laziness, #work ethic, #technology, #robot, #nanobot, #motivation
Transcript
Catbert: The nanobots we injected into your bloodstream to make you a better employee are slowing down. Your blood is demotivating the nanorobots and making them useless. You're killing them! Gaaa!!! It's a massacre in there! Wally: They had it coming.
Friday August 28,
2015
Wally Gets Nano Robot Injection
Tags #nanorobot, #nanobot, #health, #motivation, #work ethic
Transcript
Catbert: For our employee wellness program we will inject nanorobots into your bloodstream to keep you free of disease. The nanorobots will also rewire your brain to make you a more effective worker. You might even feel motivated. Wally: Those robots are going to be disappointed.
Monday August 24,
2015
Robots Read News Of Supreme Court Ruling
Tags #supreme court, #partisan politics, #engineers, #morals, #legislation, #conservatism, #liberal, #guilt, #innocence
Transcript
Robots Read News. Robot: The Supreme Court ruled that engineers cannot be found guilty of murder. Lawyers argued that any good engineer knows how to get away with murder, so getting caught is proof of innocence. The ruling was unanimous because no one could figure out which side was the liberal one.
Saturday August 08,
2015
The World Always Needs Bankers
Tags #banking, #big business, #college, #crime, #debt, #future, #hope, #job, #money, #robot, #robots, #stealing, #business, #education
Transcript
Carol: My son is trying to pick a major for college. Do you have any advice? Dilbert: Well, it will take him fifteen years to pay off his student loans, but most jobs will be replaced by robots in ten. But the world always needs bankers. Carol: We're trying to steer him away from crime.
Thursday July 16,
2015
Advice Capture Device
Tags #deception, #trick, #invention, #Advice, #silence, #gullible, #guile
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented headphones that will record all of your advice as you dispense it. This way it will be preserved for future generations. Wally: He thinks we can hear him? Dilbert: He also thinks it is recording.
Saturday May 23,
2015
Alice Disposes Of Excess Robot Inventory
Tags #destruction, #anger, #therapy, #catharsis, #robot, #psychology
Transcript
Boss: I want you to get rid of that 3-D printed robot that looks and acts like me. Dilbert: No problem. Alice takes care of all the excess robot inventory. Alice: I don't always have passion for my work, but today is looking good.
Friday May 22,
2015
Bossbert
Tags #intelligence, #artificial intelligence, #robot, #replicant
Transcript
Dilbert: I used a 3-D printer and a scan of your brain to create Bossbot. It doesn't pass the Turing test, but neither do you. Bossbot: What's the Turing test? Dilbert: Doesn't really matter. Boss: Yeah, what's the Turing test?
Thursday February 26,
2015
Asok Loses Money On Boss's Advice
Tags #Advice, #experience, #stock market, #lost savings, #past perfromance, #further returns, #money
Transcript
Asok: I followed your investment advice and lost all of my savings in the stock market. Boss: Did I mention that past performance is not an indication of future returns. Asok: Then... how does "advice" actually work? Boss: It only works for the people that give it.