Boss: I hear you were being sarcastic about safety. Obviously, you don't take safety seriously, so I have to send you to a safety re-education camp for a week.
Dilbert: That will totally fix this problem.
Boss: You just bought yourself an extra week.
applicant: i majored in elbonian literature in college. which is extra challenging because i don't speak elbonian and none of the books are translated.
dilbert: how did you get a degree in elbonian literature without reading any?
applicant: i'm a great test-taker.