The Boss: The job market is so competitive that we can't even find ex-cons who want to work here. So we're hiring active criminals who haven't yet been caught.
The Boss: Say hello to Paul.
Paul: I hear our data center has a a lot of copper wire.
dilbert talking to dilbert: well, i knew this would happen sooner or later. you're an example of code reuse, which proves this reality is a software simulation.
dilbert: technically, that's not a "proof."
dilbert: hello, me!