boss: later i have a meeting about blockchain and i don't understand anything about it. i'll be wearing this earpiece, and i want you to feed me smart lines.
dilbert at home talking to dogbert: do you want to do something evil?
dogbert: say no more. give me that.
boss: we're getting major blowback on social media for your press release condemning elbonian sweatshop labor.
ceo: it's an important issue.
boss: it's also how we make all of our products.
ceo: in my defense, someone should have told me that.