wally: asok, he key to happiness is lowering your expectations. for example, all i expect from work today is twelve cups of coffee and a humorous display of corporate dysfunction.
asok: that sounds sad.
wally: try expecting excellence and see how that works for you.
boss: the key to success is teamwork.
dilbert: then why does our compensation system pit employees against each other to battle for limited funds salary funds?
boss: this meeting will go a lot smoother if you stop doing whatever you're doing right now.
dilbert: i call it "thinking."