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Friday August 03,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #scientist, #laboratory, #will power, #escape, #engineering, #experiment
Transcript
Scientist: Ahaaa! There's my runaway lab rat! I'd recognize little XP-39C2 anywhere! All is forgiven come back to your job at the lab. I love. Scientist: He was specially bred to have no will power. Lab Rat: Hold me.
Friday August 31,
1990
Tags #therapy, #unethical, #Dilbert, #biological clock, #ugly, #one, #ticking, #away
Transcript
Dilbert lies on a couch in a psychiatrist's office. The therapist says, "Frankly, I'm tired of hearing your little problems . . ." The psychologist says, "I hate my job . . . I haven't had a decent date in a year . . . My biological clock is ticking away . . ." Dilbert asks, "Would it be unethical to date one of your patients?" The doctor replies, "Yes, especially an ugly one."
Saturday September 08,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #mineral spa, #evil, #capitalism, #scams, #hose, #water
Transcript
A man stands outside Dilbert's house and says to Dogbert, "Goodbye . . . I think your 'New Age Mineral Water Spa' has been a complete rip-off!" Dogbert turns on a hose and says, "I'm sorry you feel that way . . . Here's a free gallon of miracle hose water." Dilbert says, "You're an evil little dog." Dogbert points the hose at Dilbert and asks, "Thirsty?"
Friday October 05,
1990
Tags #Dogbert, #clone, #Dilbert, #arm, #hammer, #creature, #disgusting
Transcript
The caption says, "Dogbert and the garbage man try to clone Dilbert back to life." The garbage man and Dogbert watch as the cloning device makes a buzzing noise and lights up. The garbage man screams, "Aaagh! Run for your life!!! It's a hideous disgusting creature!!!" Dilbert's head appears in the garbage can. Dogbert hands Dilbert a box of baking soda and asks, "Would you care for a little 'Arm and Hammer?'"
Thursday October 11,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #aunt, #helen, #elbow warmer, #gift, #lowest, #creature, #dog, #Dogbert
Transcript
Dilbert reads a letter that says, "Dear Dilbert, I hope you like this elbow warmer I knitted for you. Love, Aunt Helen." Dilbert says to Dogbert, "It's an elbow warmer; just a thoughtful little gift from me to you." Dogbert says, "I feel like the lowest creature in the gift chain."
Monday November 12,
1990
Tuesday November 13,
1990
Saturday December 08,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #rex, #bob, #dawn, #dinosaurs, #animal behavior, #wild
Transcript
Dilbert: Can't you control little Rex?! He's going wild. Bob: Rex, stop going wild. Rex: Why? Bob: Because I say so. Rex: So? Bob: I can't reason with him.
Monday December 10,
1990
Tags #dawn, #bob, #spank, #behave, #bitter, #resentful, #child, #mother's day, #father's day
Transcript
Dawn: We have to be firm with little Rex. Watch me, Bob. Rex, behave or I'll spank you! Rex: If you spank me. I'll become a bitter and resentful child. And forget you on mother's day. Rex: I think we understand each other now. Bob: Is father's day still a go?
Wednesday December 12,
1990
Tags #dinosaurs, #dawn, #rex, #bob, #parents, #believe
Transcript
Dawn: Little dinosaurs must listen to their mothers. Rex: Why? Dawn: Uh... Because older dinosaurs have experience... We know how to avoid danger. Rex: Yeah? Bob: Hey, did you know it hurts when you stick one of these in your eye? Rex: Hee hee! Good one, mom; I almost believed you!!