Boss: Dilbert, I want you to plan the team-building celebration. Make sure there is no alcohol, no dancing, no touching, no flirting, and no joking around.
Dilbert: Can we eat?
Boss: Only food that has never been near a peanut.
tina: i don't want to sit too near your 5G phone prototype. i worry that it will fry my eggs.
boss: don't be silly. this phone was extensively tested for safety by qualified experts.
boss to dogbert: i need you to test this 5G phone for safety.
dogbert at desk labeled "low-cost testing: it looks fine to me. i'll email you my bill.