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118 Results for Pin Blame
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Monday October 10,
2016
Gawful Media Company
Tags #merger, #acquisition, #gawker, #morals, #executives, #decision, #information
Transcript
CEO: The board is proud to announce that we will be acquiring the Gawful Media Company. Dilbert: Are you aware that Gawful is so despicable that a crime bill has their name on it? CEO: Hey, don't blame me. I told the board that someone should Google them.
Wednesday October 26,
2016
Sales Is Blaming Marketing
Tags #sales, #responsibility, #blame, #business
Transcript
Boss: Our salespeople are blaming Marketing for the low demand. Marketing is blaming Engineering for making a product no one wants. So I blamed our customers for misleading us about their needs. Asok: Now I don't feel so bad about our price-gouging.
Saturday December 24,
2016
Boss Wrecks Car
Sunday July 02,
2017
Tags #cpr, #bragging, #braggart, #ego, #one-up, #storytelling, #exaggeration
Transcript
Dilbert: My CPR instructor says I was one of his best students. Topper: That's nothing. I'm so good at CPR that my practice dummy came to life. He grew limbs and got married to a crash test dummy. They had three mannequins together and they live in the suburbs. But the marriage didn't last because the CPR dummy could not forget the taste of my lips. I blame myself for being irresistible. Why do all of my conversations end with me sitting alone?
Friday June 23,
2017
Collusion In The Mind Only
Tags #collusion, #russia, #donald trump, #publicity, #blame, #accusation
Transcript
Carol: So, I hear you colluded with our Elbonian competitors. Dilbert: No, I was cleared of that. Carol: Then why's it still in my head? Dilbert: I don't know how to respond to that. Carol: I take that as proof you're guilty.
Saturday June 24,
2017
No Path To Success
Tags #collusion, #russia, #donald trump, #blame, #accusation, #public opinion
Transcript
Alice: I hear you're a corporate spy for our Elbonian competitors. Dilbert: No, that was an unfounded rumor. Alice: That's exactly what guilty people say. Dilbert: I'm not seeing my path to success here.
Wednesday August 30,
2017
Blamecatcher
Tags #blame, #scapegoat, #failure, #excuse
Transcript
Boss: I'm assigning you to a project that is co-managed by vice presidents who hate each other. Dilbert; Why do they want me to work on a project that is clearly doomed? Boss: They said something about a "blamecatcher."
Sunday October 22,
2017
Transcript
Dilbert: Don't finish the software patch. We're replacing the entire system. Man: Why didn't you tell me sooner? Dilbert: I just found out. Man: While you were standing here. Dilbert: Um, no, I was standing somewhere else. Man: When? Dilbert: Twenty minutes ago. Man: Aha!!! You wasted twenty minutes of my time because you're a terrible person! Dilbert; I'm sorry. Now I feel awful. Man: You're just lucky I forgot to work on that patch.
Monday November 06,
2017
Suboptimal Barry Dingle
Tags #annoyance, #open-door policy, #corporate culture, #pest
Transcript
Barry: Hi, I'm Barry Dingle. I hang around your office door and ask you questions every time you get off the phone. Boss: I hate that. Barry: You can blame your open-door policy for all of it. Boss: This is sub-optimal.
Wednesday November 22,
2017
Wally Not Motivated
Tags #laziness, #motivation, #behavior, #medical, #treatment, #blame, #accountability, #psychology
Transcript
Wally: I need to take a medical leave to recover from my crippling laziness. Boss: Laziness is a behavior problem, not a medical problem. Wally: That would suggest you have not motivated me enough. Boss: Can't be that. It sounds more like you're dying.