boss: your work has been exceptional, but people are complaining about your attitude.
dilbert: aren't the people who are doing the complaining usually the ones with bad attitudes.
boss: they think you dislike them.
dilbert: i do, but i have a terrific attitude about it.
ceo: write a press release saying our company supports whatever social issues people are griping about lately.
tina: does it matter which issues i pick?
ceo: nah. just make us look awesome.
tina: should i research the issues first?
ceo: are you trying to not get the point?