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157 Results for Deception
View 111 - 120 results for deception comic strips. Discover the best "Deception" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday July 25,
2016
Wally Asks About Bereavement Leave
Tags laziness, bereavement, deception, time off
Transcript
Wally: Does the company offer bereavement leave? Boss: Yes. Wally: Good, because I have hundreds of cousins that don't 'take care of themselves. Cousin Ronnie just fell off a shed.
Thursday July 28,
2016
Dashboard For The Boss
Tags technology, ruse, trick, deception.
Transcript
Dilbert: It's called a dashboard. It shows the current status of all our projects. With a tool like this, you never need to ask us for status updates. Wally: How'd the fake dashboard gambit work out? Dilbert: Great! He hasn't talked to me in weeks.
Friday July 29,
2016
Dashboard Never Changes
Tags deception, trick, technology, status, ruse
Transcript
Boss: I noticed that the project dashboard you wrote for me never changes. Dilbert: That's because our projects are always doing great. Boss: It's a static image, isn't it? Dilbert: You're gonna wish you asked that three weeks ago.
Thursday August 11,
2016
Wally Gets A Man Cave
Tags nursing, babies, man cave, deception, children, office policy, Family
Transcript
Wally: We should have a private lactation room like other companies. Alice: Yes, we should. Boss: No one in my group is nursing a baby. Wally: What about visitors? Alice: Right. Wally: Thanks for helping me get my man cave at the office. Alice: What?
Friday August 12,
2016
Wally Goes To His Man Cave
Tuesday August 16,
2016
Boss Buys Software Without Help
Monday August 22,
2016
Wally's Inappropriate Attire
Tags dress code, outfit, crop top, deception, ploy, trick, telecommuting, laziness, work ethic
Transcript
Boss: That is inappropriate office attire! Go home and work remotely for the rest of the day. Dilbert: How'd it work out? Wally: Phase one was a total success. Phase two involves napping.
Wednesday August 24,
2016
Dogbert's Particle Accelerator
Tags scheme, plan, deception, trick, science, invention
Transcript
Dogbert: I built a particle accelerator in the basement. Dilbert: Sounds expensive. Dogbert: Not if you use cardboard. My plan is to say I discovered one new particle per week. When scientists fail to confirm my discoveries, I will say they need better accelerators.
Thursday August 25,
2016
Dogbert Discovers Dogbertium
Monday September 19,
2016
Hire Agile Programmers
Tags pun, deception, earthquake, agility
Transcript
Wally: You should move the agile programmers to building six because it has poor earthquake protection. they can jump out of the way if stuff starts falling. Boss; I guess that makes sense. Wally: Can I have one of their cubicles near a window?


