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469 Results for Digital Phone
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Monday March 08,
2004
Tags unverifiable prodcutivity, phone call, built consensus, attended meetings, set priorities
Transcript
Wally: "This week I achieved unprecedented levels of unverifiable productivity." "I made phone calls, built consensus, displayed leadership, attended meetings and set priorities." "And then we have this meeting."
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Thursday March 18,
2004
Tags trolls, hell, payroll system, automated sadistic, phone system, tech support, complicated
Transcript
Asok: Are you the troll that handles our payroll system? I have a problem. Troll: problems are handled by our automated sadistic phone system. ASOK: For tech support, press the exact value of 22 divided by 7
Tuesday August 10,
2004
Tags point haired boss, throw desk, off biliding, cell phone, bad connection, carry desk, roof, thrown, happy, technology
Transcript
"Are you sure that our pointy-haired boss said to throw his desk off the building?" "Well, his cell phone had a really bad connection." "Do you care?" "Not so much."
Monday September 13,
2004
Tags daughter sneezed, work from home, answer boss phone, phone messages aren't real, bitung humor
Transcript
Carol: "My daughter sneezed so the school is sending her home." "I'll work from home for the rest of the day." The Boss: "How will you answer my phone?" Carol: "I probably shouldn't tell you this, but none of your phone messages are real."
Monday October 11,
2004
Tags conference room, burn the ruler, phone, speaker phone, bathroom, cell phones
Transcript
The boss: whats that I'm hearing? Is some one on the conference call using the restroom. Had t - oops - me too - I am - Sorry - The Boss: Now tap the speaker phone button to "off"and burn the ruler.
Sunday August 15,
1999
Tags pointy hired boss, phone, email, pager, electronic attempts, ruin productivity, send in ground trrops, return some calls
Transcript
Carol shows up in Dilbert's cubicle wearing a backpack and holding a staff. Carol says, "The pointy-haired boss wants to see you." Carol says, "He tried to reach you by phone, e-mail and pager." Carol says, "But you resisted his electronic attempts to ruin your productivity." Carol says, "so he decided to send in the ground troops." Carol pionts the staff at Dilbert and says, "Don't make me use this!" Dilbert stand in the boss' office. the boss says, "Could you wait outside while I return some phone calls?" Wally and Alice stand in line. Wally says, "Get to the back of the line." Dilbert stands behind three random people. Dilbert says, "Does everyone want to have a conversation?" The man in front of Dilbert says, "I have a magazine."
Monday July 18,
2005
Tags cell phone network, illegal compnent, bribe, nuclear weapon, add flavor
Transcript
"Your bid to build our cell phone network is the lowest by far." "But I'd feel more comfortable if it had an illegal component." "Like a bribe? Or helping you build a nuclear weapon?" "Yes, just something to add flavor."
Tuesday December 13,
2005
Tags dogberts, selfish cell phone, no number, can bother people, stop bothering me
Transcript
"I'm starting Dogbert's Selfish Cell Phone Company." "It has no phone number. You can call people and bother them when they're busy, but they can't do the same to you." "Hi Mom. Oh, nothing. I'm just walking someplace." "STOP BOTHERING ME!"
Wednesday August 30,
2006
Friday July 13,
2007
Tags internal phone lists, excellent reasons, policy, random policy generator, suspicious, not helpful
Transcript
"You're not allowed to have internal phone lists on your wall." "There are excellent reasons for this policy, and I hope to someday know what they are." "They're getting suspicious about the random policy generator." spoit!