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Thursday November 17, 2011

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Tags boredom, golf, golf game, boss, talk about game, locked in syndrome, no visitors, Sports

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Boss: Who wants to hear about my golf game? Alice: Maybe someone with locked-in syndrome who doesn't get any visitors. Boss: Just for that, I'm going to tell you twice. Alice: No, please. I'll do anything.

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Friday November 18, 2011

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Tags anxiety, monsters, supernatural beings, beware of bogeyman, bad parenting, one over par, everyhole

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Asok: My mother always told me to beware the bogeyman. Dilbert: That was bad parenting. There's no such thing as the bogeyman. Boss: I was one over par on every hole. Let me tell you all about it.

Saturday November 26, 2011

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Tags deception, office workers, planning, assignments, entre schedule, next assignment

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Wally: I spent all of last week planning how to get everything done this week. Boss: Add one more thing. Wally: Okay, but I'll need to replan my entire schedule. Boss: How long will that take? Wally: Until you give me the next assignment.

Tuesday November 29, 2011

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Tags anxiety, death & dying, could go wrong, did go worng, closer to death, creepy

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Russell: This past week, everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Dilbert: Look on the bright side: you're seven days closer to death. Man: Hey! That's true! Dilbert: It's creepy when that works.

Friday December 30, 2011

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Tags excitement, gloating, awesome bob, dry cleaner, flying wing suit

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Boss: I'm excited because I have a meeting in a few minutes with Awesome Bob. Everything he does is just a little bit more awesome than what anyone else does. Carol: He's running late because the dry cleaner couldn't get the sushi stains out of his flying wingsuit. Boss: AWESOME!

Wednesday January 11, 2012

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Tags conversation, embarrassment, news letter, leadership, sound stupid

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Boss: Good news: I signed up to receive a free leadership newsletter by email. I know it's good because it's written by some guy who used to have a job. Stop making everything I say sound stupid!

Wednesday January 18, 2012

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Tags clubs, meetings, rich people, tiny flying unicron, commodities, 1% club, imagination, Entertainment

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Wally: A tiny flying unicorn gave me this key. Guard: Grab a snout and a hat. We're just about to manipulate the commodities market. Wally: Is it my imagination or everything a little bit better here?

Thursday January 26, 2012

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Tags cruelty, destructive criticism, dumb, employees, team, hired, meeting, business

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Boss: I'd like to begin the meeting by giving Dilbert some destructive criticism. Everything you do is dumb. I don't know why I hired you. I feel much more motivated now. If you feel a little bit worse, we came out ahead as a team.