Asok Comic Strips - Page 12

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

927 Results for Asok

View 111 - 120 results for Asok comic strips. Discover the best "Asok" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 22, 1999's comic on:


Tags #quality assurance group, #bad for company, #head count problem

View Transcript

Transcript

The boss says to Asok, "Asok, I'm moving you to my "quality assurance" group." Asok gasps. The boss says, "I realize this is bad for you... and bad for the company... but it solves my headcount problem." Asok eats lunch with Dilbert and Wally. Asok says, "Will that be my conreibution to the world: "He solved a headcount problem'?" Wally says, "That tops me."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 23, 1999's comic on:


Tags #quality assurance, #stay alive, #million web stories, #weiner dogs

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok stands in Wally's cubicle and says, "They're transfering me to "Quality Assurance," Wally." As Asok gets dragged away by two people he says, "But I'll be back, no matter how long it takes, or how hard! Just stay alive!!" Wally types at his computer and thinks, "Wow. There must be a million sites about wiener dogs."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 24, 1999's comic on:


Tags #exiled, #quality assurance, #doomed career, #old dept., #engineering, #break time

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: im exiled yto the quality assurance department, My career is doomed. I can't let my old department forget me. They're my only hope of returning to engineering, It must be break time in the QA department, Wally: I'll get the fire hose,

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 25, 1999's comic on:


Tags #quality assurance, #secretary assistant, #intern, #yell at kids, #curising, #no cursing

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok sits next to Carol at her desk. Dilbert says, "Asok! Did you escape your job in quality assurance?" Asok says, "Yes, I had to take a job as a secretary's assistant. I'll work my way back up to intern." Carol hands Asok the phone and says, "It's four o'clock. Call my kids and yell at them." ASok says, "Cursing or no cursing?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 27, 1999's comic on:


Tags #Wally, #meeting, #does nothing, #angrily identify problems, #not job, #ambiguous, #taking forever, #business

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss, Wally, Dilbert, and others are in a meeting. Wally raises his hand and says, "Someone should take care of that problem!" Dilbert turns to Wally and says, "YOU should take care of it." Wally replies, "I can't do everything." Alice says, "You don't do anything." Asok adds, "Not a single thing." Wally says, "It's my job to angrily identify problems." The Boss, with his head in his hands, interjects, "Wally..." The Boss continues, "This is NOT your job!" Wally asks, "What?" Wally is up in arms as he says to the Boss, "Everything is so ambiguous here! Someone should take care of that problem!" Turning to Dilbert, Wally adds, "Is it just me, or is this meeting taking forever?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 04, 1999's comic on:


Tags #finish project, #on time, #geta better boss, #better project, #weeks of confsuion, #no work, #less work, #morale up

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss sits at the conference table and says, "If you don't finish the project on time, I'll probably lose my job." Asok the Intern asks, "What would happen to us?" Dilbert answers, "We would get a better boss." Wally continues, "We might get a better project too!" Alice goes on, "There would be weeks of confusion with no work at all!" Everyone shouts, "YAY!!" Alice holds her hands close to her chest and says, "It's all ours if we simply do less work!" Alice says, "Whoo! I've never felt my morale go up before. I'm dizzy." The Boss looks at his paper and curses, "#$%^$#!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 05, 1999's comic on:


Tags #ceiling, #come to attention, #hidden cameras, #mister itchy, #attention

View Transcript

Transcript

The boss, asok, Wally and Dilbert sit in a meeting. Dilbert says, "It has come to my attention that some of you belive there are cameras in the ceiling." Asok says, "How did that come to your attention?" The boss says, "Hey, aren't you the one we call "Mister Itchy"?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 08, 1999's comic on:


Tags #eat a sandwhich, #edges of bread, #anti crust

View Transcript

Transcript

The boss sits in a meeting with Wally and Asok. the boss says, "Before I eat a sandwich, I always remove the useless edges of the bread." The boss says, "that tells you what kind of manager I am." Aosk says, "You're the anti-crust?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 11, 1999's comic on:


Tags #budget estimate, #useful numbers, #boss hibernation, #say number, #budget

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok the Intern and Dilbert sit at a table. The Boss comes in and says, "I need your budget estimate today." Asok replies, "We won't have useful numbers until next week." Dilbert turns and says, "It doesn't work that way, Asok." Asok says, "No?" Asok and Dilbert approach the Boss who stares blankly into space. Dilbert explains, "As soon as he asked the question, he went into 'boss hibernation.'" Dilbert waves his hand in front of his face and says, "He can't see or hear anything until we say a number. Watch." Dilbert says, "Three million dollars." The Boss comes to and says, "Uhn!" The Boss walks away and says, "Three million. Good work." Dilbert says, "The first time I saw it, I panicked and ended up with a budget of $911."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 20, 1999's comic on:


Tags #try something new, #synergistic realignment, #the wave

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss sits in a meeting. The boss says, "Reorganizing didn't work. We're going to try something new." The boss says, "Synergystic realignment!" Wally and Dilbert look at Asok who stands with his hands over his head. Dilbert says, "What did I tell you about doing "the wave"?" Asok says, "I got swept up in the emotion."