Hello. "This is your lawyer."
Lawyer: "Do you mind if I think about you for a few minutes?" "Um... no." "Mmm... $400 an hour."
Dilbert: "Wait.. dear lord... noooo!!!"
Asok: "May I move to one of the empty cubicles?"
The Boss: "Those are full-size cubicles; interns get half-size cubicles."
Asok: "Yes... ordinarily, but there are hundreds of vacant cubicles because of downsizing."
The Boss: "I'm not following you."
Asok: "They're EMPTY! They will never be occupied. I want to use one."
The Boss: "We don't have the budget to turn a full-size cubicle into a half-size cubicle just for you."
"GAAA!!! That's not what I... never mind! Forget it!"
"Furthermore, I do not believe this is a half-size cubicle."
The merger will obliterate the connection between my performance and rewards.
My arms hang like wet ropes. there is no reason to move again.
Dilbert: From 9 - 930 I rotated 3 dimensional objects in my mind.
My ears hang like wet ropes.
Dogbert: I'm a writer for 'Morons on Parade' magazine. Do you mind if I ask you some questions?
The Boss: okay...but only if you promise to not make me look bad.
Dogbert: cover story!!! Woo-Hoo!!!
The boss: Really?
"Do you mind if I put your picture on my stapler?"
"Well, I don't allow personal items on desktops, but I'll make an exception."
"Eat paper you ignorant parasite! Ha ha ha!"
CEO: This was a productive four hour leadership meeting,
Id like one of you to type up your notes and send an email to the entire company.
No one took notes?
The Boss: I didn't have a pen.
CEO: Okay no problem, does anyone remember what we decided?
The Boss: We agreed to increase...something
No, decrease something.
CEO: Never mind. lets try it gain on thursday at 8AM
Carol: When is the next leadership meeting?
The Boss: I should have written that down.
Dilbert: "We only have two people on the third floor. Let's move them to our empty cubes here and sublet the space."
The Boss: "Write a business case with all the risks and business drivers and I'll consider it."
Dilbert: "I changed my mind. We shouldn't so anything."
The boss: "I need a business case for that, too."
"Do you have a price sheet for removing unnecessary body parts?"
"I wouldn't mind a few days away from work, being waited on, watching TV and napping."
"You have an inflamed coccyx?"
"Yeah, it's gotta go."
Carol: You're still alive??
How can the sbe??
The Boss: What?
Carol: Nothing! Never Mind! I don't know anything about a deadly plot!
Its his own fault for not paying me enough to afford entertainment.
Alice ; good one.
