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237 Results for Competition (Psychology)
View 111 - 120 results for competition (psychology) comic strips. Discover the best "Competition (Psychology)" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday September 16,
2014
Tags choosing, wages, scientific reaserch, happiness, more money, renounce science, el gato diablo, psychology, money
Transcript
Catbert: According to scientific research, your happiness will not increase if you make more money. Therefore, I can only authorize a raise for you if you renounce science. Say it! Say you renounce science! Dilbert: El gato diablo!
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Monday September 08,
2014
Tags big business, competition (psychology), bad ads, increase sales, competitors, running ads, increases ads, strategic incompetence, luck
Transcript
Coworker: Our ads are so bad that they increase sales for our competitors. Boss: Try running ads for our competitors and see if it increases our sales. Dilbert: Strategic incompetence? Boss: I didn't get this far by luck!
Friday August 15,
2014
Tags bad days, decisons, enviornment, good days, happiness, in your mind, perceptions, ticked off, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I had a great day yesterday! Garbage Man: No you didn't. Good and bad days are only in your mind. The environment is largely the same as the day before. Dilbert: You're ticking me off. Garbage Man: Or am I?
Thursday August 14,
2014
Tags happiness, optimism, workday, negativity, perfect day, self control, underestimated, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I had a great day at work for the first time ever! Don't ruin this day for me. I don't want to hear one word of negativity out of you. None. I want this to be a perfect day. Dogbert: Once again you have grossly underestimated my self-control.
Wednesday August 13,
2014
Tags happiness, optimism, rested, feeling, never happened, flow, dance, sing, light, work, office, employee, psychology
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Dilbert: Happy, happy, happy. Dilbert: I'm enjoying a bubble of optimism because I'm feeling rested and no one has been awful to me all day! Wally: How long does it usually last? Dilbert: I don't know. It's never happened before!
Saturday August 02,
2014
Tags choosing, competition (psychology), start up, pay half, stay or go
Transcript
Dilbert: A start-up offered to pay me half of what I make now, plus equity in a company that has no value. Boss: I will double that if you stay! Dilbert: I decided to stay, but it was hard to feel good about it.
Saturday July 12,
2014
Tags competition (psychology), embarrassed, dress the same, everyday, reserve of willpower, fashion decisions, work, wrote and app, importance of routine
Transcript
Tina: Do you ever feel embarrassed that you dress the same way every day? Dilbert: No. Do you ever feel embarrassed that you don't understand the importance of routine in managing your limited reserve of willpower? Tina: I made 75 fashion decisions before breakfast. Dilbert: I wrote an app.
Thursday June 05,
2014
Tags competition (psychology), rapid eveolution, super intelligent, godlike powers, allergies
Transcript
Robot: I"m rapidly evolving into a super-intelligent being with godlike powers. Topper: That's nothing! Dilbert: My allergies are bad today. Topper: That's nothing!
Thursday May 22,
2014
Tags live under bridge, subordinates, troll dna, mother issues, therapy, therapist, shrink, patient, couch, pad and pen, medical, psychology
Transcript
None of my subordinates are supportive. I don't know why. Perhaps they're sensing that you have troll DNA. Um... What? Did your mom ever live under a bridge?
Wednesday April 30,
2014
Tags public speaking, powerpoint, technology, competition, industry, one slide, presentation, meeting, investors, business
Transcript
Boss: I need you to make a PowerPoint deck for my meeting with investors. I'll be telling them everything I know about technology, competition, and the industry. Dilbert: So... just the one slide? Boss: Huh? Dilbert: How big do these fonts go?


