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254 Results for Stupid
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Friday January 26,
2007
Tags meeting right now, lunch time, 12 hours, misery, envy, dead don't eat lucnch
Transcript
The Boss: Can you come to a meeting right now? Dilbert: No, it's almost lunch time. If I miss lunch, my day will be 12 hours of uninterrupted misery. I will envy the dead. The Boss: That's stupid. The dead don't eat lunch either.
Friday December 15,
2006
Wednesday November 22,
2006
Friday November 03,
2006
Wednesday October 04,
2006
Wednesday September 20,
2006
Friday August 25,
2006
Monday July 10,
2006
Sunday July 09,
2006
Transcript
"Dilbert, I have a little project for you to do in your spare time." "What exactly is my 'spare time'?" "Well, for example, there's the time that normal people would use for dating." "And since you're not dating, you can trim a few minutes from your hygiene schedule too." "Then there's the time you spend daydreaming about a fulfilling life." "That's exactly like stealing from the company." "And your stupid questions - Those have to take at least an hour a day." "Are my questions stupid?" "Not as bad as your answers."
Thursday May 18,
2006
Transcript
My space defense shield detects an incoming threat. I am launching intercept rockets. "Apparently the boys at Google used a death ray to blast the international space station out of orbit and toward our house." "Why do you have a space defense shield?" "Doesn't that seem like a stupid question now?"


