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Monday July 12,
2010
Tags job interview, sales, travel, business, idiot, angry
Transcript
The Boss says, "The opening is in sales. Do you like to travel." Man says, "Yes. It's my favorite thing." The Boss says, "No one likes business travel. You're either an idiot or you've never done business travel." Man says, "How dare you accuse me of not traveling."
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marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Wednesday July 28,
2010
Tags statue of liberty, destroy, pr, responsibility, clean up, new york harbor, light show, weapon demo, consultant, cuba, air force, sink, yell, angry, private jet, head, business
Transcript
Dogbert the public relations consultant Dogbert says, "So you accidentally destroyed the Statue of Liberty?" Dogbert says, "Her head is floating toward Cuba, and the president will probably order the air force to sink it." CEO says, "I should watch that from my private jet." Dogbert says, "FOCUS!"
Thursday August 05,
2010
Tags patent application, surprise, upset, angry, yell, negative space, credit
Transcript
The Boss says, "I added my name to your patent application." Dilbert says, "What?" The Boss says, "I could have stopped you from working on it, but I didn't. I'm like an artist who understands negative space." The Boss says, "Do you know what negative space is, Dilbert?" Dilbert says, "I'm living in it!!!"
Saturday August 21,
2010
Wednesday September 01,
2010
Tags anonymous online employee survey, slip up, look at paper, angry, eyebrows, trust, ironic
Transcript
The Boss says, "According to the anonymous online employee survey, you don't trust management. What's up with that?" The Boss says, "Oh. Right."
Thursday September 16,
2010
Tags book deal, quotes, stupid, dumb, quote fingers, intellectual, tweet, twitter, social media, angry, grit teeth, nonsense, yell, spill coffee, technology
Transcript
Asok says, "Good news: I got a book deal based entirely on the dumb things you've said." Asok says, "It's totally legal because the law only protects 'intellectual' property." The Boss says, "Frugga bugga!!!" Asok says, "And so began the sequel."
Monday September 27,
2010
Tags meeting, Opinion, face front, think, annoyed, angry, brain, golf, Sports, business
Transcript
Woman says, "What's your take on this, Dilbert?" Dilbert says, "What? Sorry. I was using this time to think about something useful." Woman says, "Maybe your boss can fill you in." The Boss says, "I was brain-golfing."
Monday October 04,
2010
Tags coworker, human resources, sit on table, broke arm, bandage, alice, angry, engineer, math, education, business, engineering
Transcript
Coworker says, "Alice broke my arm. You need to do something about this." Catbert says, "Okay. I'll compare Alice's economic value to yours and decide who to fire." Coworker says, "No fair! She's an engineer!" Catbert says, "You got beat up by someone who is also better at math?"
Tuesday October 05,
2010
Tags tell joke, business strategy, laugh, angry, day job
Transcript
Coworker says, "What do you get when you combine cognitive bias with inaccurate information?" Coworker says, "Our business strategy! Hahahahahaha!!!" Coworker says, "I guess I should keep my day job." Dilbert says, "Good luck with that."
Wednesday October 06,
2010
Tags meeting, poison pill, company takeover, front, surprise, angry, awkward, uncomfortable, skip, pre-meeting, business
Transcript
CEO says, "Mister Dogbert will describe our 'poison pill' strategy for preventing an unfriendly takeover." Dogbert says, "It turns out that no one wants to buy a criminally mismanaged quagmire. So you're all set." Dogbert says, "Maybe next time you won't skip the pre-meeting."


