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168 Results for Fast Moving
View 111 - 120 results for fast moving comic strips. Discover the best "Fast Moving" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday June 26,
2006
Tuesday October 17,
2006
Monday November 20,
2006
Monday May 14,
2007
Tuesday May 22,
2007
Tuesday June 05,
2007
Tags #funding terrorists, #indirectly, #bed kind, #rebels, #brainwashed, #compnay, #money, #iran, #power point
Transcript
dogcart: I heard your company is funding terrorists. Dilbert: "Very indirectly." "And they aren't the bad kind of terrorists. They're more like rebels who sometimes do terrorist things." Dogbert: "How did they brainwash you so fast?" Dilbert: "Iran supplied them with PowerPoint."
Tuesday March 06,
2007
Friday November 02,
2012
Tags #office buildings, #cubicle workplace, #open floor plan, #research, #pattern, #randomize evil, #science
Transcript
Boss: We're thinking of moving from a cubicle workplace to an open floor plan. Dilbert: Is that because you did some research that discovered that the open floor plan is the only thing worse than what we have now? Boss: They figured out the pattern. Catbert: I told you we should randomize our evil!
Wednesday January 23,
2013
Tags #gadgets, #tablet computer, #dime sized computer, #lick it, #attach to eyeballs, #fail, #fast fail, #finish in month
Transcript
CEO: I have a vision that our next product will be a tablet computer the size of a dime. Users will lick it and attach it to their eyeballs. Can you finish that in a month? Dilbert: I can fail at any speed you like.
Tuesday June 24,
2008
Tags #boss on vacation, #format reports, #link to widget, #satans fireplace, #32 degrees, #power
Transcript
Dilbert says, "I'm in charge while our boss is on vacation. When can you format some reports for me?" Carol says, "I'll send you a link to a widget that shows the temperature in Satan's fireplace. When it hits 32o Fahrenheit, I'll get right on it." Dilbert says, "And I was worried that the power would go to my head." Carol says, "Not as fast as this stapler will."