dilbert at home: i'm going to try to cancel some recurring online charges today. wish me luck.
dogbert: what resistance are you expecting?
dilbert: obviously, they hide their contact information, so i allocated two hours to find the right phone number. it should take about an hour to navigate their automated phone system that will keep sending me to the wrong place. if i reach a human, he'll try to divert me to their website to cancel, which i already know won't work because...
...i won't be able to find my account in their system for reasons no one will ever be able to explain. and of course, their phone support person will be using a headset microphone that garbles his already mumbled words.
dogbert: but if you stick with it, you will eventually succeed?
dilbert: i don't know were you got that idea.