Dilbert: I simplified the user interface as you suggested. You wanted one button to do eleven different functions. It wasn't easy, but I think you'll be pleased. If you want me to turn up the volume... you hold the button down for exactly five seconds... then double-tap, and double-tap again. Then hold for exactly six seconds. Then press it all the way down, then halfway up, then 27 percent back down. And hold for nine seconds. Or you could admit that you don't know anything about interface design. Boss: Never!
Boss: I want you to take over Ted's software upgrade. Can you finish that in a week?
Dilbert: Are you kidding? It will take a week just to bad-mouth his existing code to everyone within walking distance.
Boss: Is that part necessary?
Dilbert: Like water to a fish.