boss: wally, you have a problem with authority.
wally: wow! i thought i was lazy. but maybe i'm actually a rebel. yes, i like it. can i add it to my business cards?
boss yelling: no!
boss: i hired a racist in case the woke gangs attack us and we need a human sacrifice.
coworker: what?
boss: when the wokies come for us, we'll throw this guy under the bus to satisfy their bloodlust.
coworker yelling: i'm not a racist!
boss: they won't know that.