Boss: Dilbert, I want you to plan the team-building celebration. Make sure there is no alcohol, no dancing, no touching, no flirting, and no joking around.
Dilbert: Can we eat?
Boss: Only food that has never been near a peanut.
tina: i brought a casserole for the potluck. when are you coming?
dilbert: when was the last time the health department did an inspection of your home kitchen?
dilbert: that's when i'll be going to the potluck.