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224 Results for Angry
View 121 - 130 results for angry comic strips. Discover the best "Angry" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday August 06,
2009
Tags yelling, angry, annoyed, ridiculous, suggestion
Transcript
The boss says, "Did you tell a customer that you're not allowed to talk to customers?" Dilbert says, "Yes." The boss says, "You fool! That makes us look lame!" Dilbert says, "What was I supposed to do when she asked me a question?" The boss says, "Did you have access to scissors?"
Saturday August 01,
2009
Tags meeting, ridicule, cruel, mean, rude, angry, annoyed, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert says, "With your skills, you have a variety of career options." Catbert says, "For example, you could flap your arms and fly to a planet that places a high value on morons." Catbert says, "Etcetera."
Thursday July 30,
2009
Wednesday July 29,
2009
Tags cruel, employee, co-worker, complaining, annoyed, angry
Transcript
The boss says, "I hired an arrogant guy with a huge forehead. He's on your project." Dilbert says, "Great. Everything this guy says will seem more annoying than usual because of his huge forehead!" Man says, "I keep a wine glass with me at all times. I'm a foodie." Dilbert says, "Case in point!"
Tuesday July 21,
2009
Tags angry, meeting, anger management, group, scam, business
Transcript
Man says, "Welcome to Eddy's school of anger management. I'm Eddy." You Man says, "I was once like you: Angry at every idiot in the world." Group says, "How'd you stop being angry at idiots?" Man says, "I created a school so they'd give me money while I insulted them."
Saturday July 18,
2009
Tags angry, yelling, assignment, ridiculous, overworked
Transcript
The boss says, "I need you to do product testing for our new release." Dilbert says, "How could I possible have time for all the work you keep giving me?" The boss says, "Have you tried sacrificing your health?" Dilbert says, "Do I look like I can run marathons?"
Thursday July 16,
2009
Tags reading, writing, newsletter, ridicule, angry, yelling
Transcript
Tina says, "For the company newsletter profile, I need to know how you rose from being an ignorant baboon to an overpaid speed bump." Tina says, "And make it not boring." The boss says, "I'm not an overpaid speed bump!" Tina says, "My fact-checker will need to see your pay stub."
Wednesday July 08,
2009
Saturday July 04,
2009
Wednesday July 01,
2009
Tags presentation, testing, recommendation, pain, angry, screaming, ridicule
Transcript
Dilbert says, "The results of out beta testing are in." Dilbert says, "Our user interface triggered wide-spread despondency and self-mutilation." Dilbert says, "Obviously we'll need to delay our launch for the public good." The boss says, "When did you become a communist?"