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122 Results for Matching Skills
View 121 - 122 results for matching skills comic strips. Discover the best "Matching Skills" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday March 05,
1991
Tags #Dogbert, #aspiring, #gas, #station, #transferred, #career, #congress, #fotomat
Transcript
Dogbert stands in front of several men and says, "Welcome to Dogbert's School for aspiring Self-Service Gas Station Attendants." Dogbert continues, "I will teach you how to sit in a little building and do nothing." Dogbert continues, "These same skills can be transferred to a career in Congress or Fotomat." A student says, "Really? Fotomat?!"
Sunday February 25,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #computer, #a.d. 2190, #bobby, #exploded
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a desk. Dilbert says, "I programmed the computer to predict what people will be like in 200 years." Dogbert asks, "What assumptions are you making?" Dilbert replies, "It's based on trends in today's youth." Dilbert explains, "For example, we know that science skills are declining, more kids are overweight, and selfishness is rising." In the year 2190, three huge people float in midair. One person says, "I heard that Bobby exploded." Another replies, "I wonder why that keeps happening." The third person says, "Who cares? More for us."