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371 Results for Tina
View 121 - 130 results for Tina comic strips. Discover the best "Tina" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday October 11,
2005
Tags trends are positive, crushing debt, moronic management, aging product line
Transcript
Tina writes the Annual Report All trends are positive. Footnote 5: Unless you consider our crushing debt, moronic management, and aging product line. "What font is this? It's so tiny." "Enron Beelzebub."
Thursday December 29,
2005
Tags employee of the month, award, don't know my job, never listen, boss
Transcript
"The employee of the month is Tina, for all of the um...various work that she does." "You have stripped this award of its meaning by showing that you don't even know what my job is." "It's as if you've never listened to anything I've ever said." "You're welcome!"
Thursday November 16,
2006
Thursday April 26,
2007
Tuesday July 03,
2007
Tags compensation, different classes, segment, paid, relatively unimportant segment
Transcript
CatBert: I decided to segment the compensation of different classes of employees. "You'll be in the segment that gets paid the same no matter what you do." "I call your segment the 'relatively unimportant' segment." Tina: "Catchy."
Monday July 23,
2007
Tags crunchy food, cubilces, love slat, more than coworkers, only jerks, salty food, disrepsect
Transcript
Tina: Your snacks are too loud. crunch crunch crunch "Only inconsiderate jerks eat crunchy food in cubicles." crunch crunch crunch Wally: "Maybe you should try to make me love you more than I love salt."
Tuesday July 24,
2007
Tags wally refuses, stop eating, noisy snacks, likes salt, more ethan you, kelp, oatmeal
Transcript
Tina: I asked Wally to stop eating noisy snacks in his cubicle but he refuses. Catbert: "That's because he likes salt more than he likes you. We all feel the same way." Tina: "What?" CAtbert: "You're somewhere between oatmeal and kelp."
Thursday January 04,
2007
Tags diet, eating disorder, first 20 pounds, diet with buddy, lose weight, weight issues, health
Transcript
The Boss: My doctor says it will be easier if I diet with a buddy. Do you want in on this? Tina: Good lord. I think I just developed an eating disorder! The Boss: They say the first 20 pounds are the easiest. Tina: NOT HELPING!"
Tuesday February 13,
2007
Tags violating personal space, head stuck, ear canal, doctor, baffled, medical
Transcript
Dilbert: He was violating my personal space and his head got stuck in my ear." "You need a huge yawn to open the ear canal so he can get out." Tina: Yes, I do have lots of pictures of my porcelain frog collection. Why do you ask?"
Thursday February 22,
2007
Tags favorable article, publish press release, write it, work, pay, bride, blackmail
Transcript
Tina: I hope you don't expect me to write a favorable article about your company just because you bought me drinks. Dogbert: No, I expect you to publish my press release and act like you wrote it. Tina: You can work or you can get drunk , but the pay is exactly the same.


