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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, lab rat, noise, escaped, laboratory, mac and cheese

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Dilbert: What's that noise? Dogbert: It sounds like a rat, escaped from a nearby laboratory, chewing a hole through our front door to avoid sure death from a hideous macaroni-and-cheese-experiement. Dilbert: That's amazing. Dogbert: These babies aren't just for good looks, you know.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dogbert, bob, custody, invention, dinosaurs, will, death

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Bob the Dinosaur asks Dogbert, "What did Dilbert leave you in his will?" Dogbert replies, "He stiffed me." Dogbert holds a device and explains, "All I got is custody of this stupid invention of his . . . I don't even know what it does." Bob says, "I get it . . . He 'stiffed' you . . . Hee-hee!" Dogbert says, "Try to stay with me, Bob."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, dreamed, killed, deer, recipe, carne, nightmare, death, chile con carne

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Dogbert sits on his pillow thinking, "Ugh . . . Gosh, what a nightmare." Dogbert says to Bob the Dinosaur, "Bob, I just dreamed Dilbert was killed by deer, and all he left me was his recipe for chile con carne." Bob says, "Bad news . . ." Dogbert asks, "He's really dead?" Bob replies, "And his chile con carne stinks."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, name, morty, turtle, pet, death

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Dogbert: Aaagh!! My pet turtle is dead!! I can't believe it's already dead... I didn't even have name for it!! Dilbert: How about "Morty"?

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, jealous, goldfish, death, depressed

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Dogbert places a fishbowl on a table and thinks, "I hope Dogbert doesn't get jealous of my new goldfish." Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper. He hears a toilet flush. Dogbert asks, "Have you noticed that Goldie was looking a bit depressed?"

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags ratbert, Dogbert, violent, movies, lab, animal behavior, parents, studying, inured, violence, gnaw

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Dogbert and Ratbert sit on a stone wall. Ratbert says, "All week I've been watching violent movies at the lab." Ratbert continues, "A group of parents are studying me to see if I become inured to violence." Dogbert asks, "Are you?" Ratbert replies, "Yeah. I'm planning to gnaw the parents to death tomorrow."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags the boss, Dogbert, Wally, pyschic, business consulting, computer

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Dogbert says to the Boss, "I sense death . . ." Dogbert and the Boss stand behind Wally's desk. Dogbert says, "It's coming from here. Yes, he's definitely dead." Dogbert says to the Boss, "You should bury him. He already smells bad." Wally says, "I'll bet this isn't heaven."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags karoshi, Wally, Dilbert, the boss, business meeting, japanese, worklife balance

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The Boos, Dilbert and Wally sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called karoshi." The Boss continues, "I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department." The Boss continues, "The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags christmas of 92, mall, filberts dad, different not worse, death, loss, missing, lives at mall, medical

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Dilbert and Liz are having tea with Dilbert's mother, who says, "It's really different around here since we lost Dilbert's dad." Liz asks, "When did he die?" Dilbert says, "He's not dead. We lost him at the mall, Christmas of '92." Liz looks shocked and asks, "Shouldn't you be looking for him?" Dilbert's mom replies, "I said it's different, not worse."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Catbert, sadistic plot, different objectives, staus report, staple himself

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Catbert peers over the wall of Wally's cubicle and says, "Guess what, Wally." Wally says, "What sadistic plot has HR come up with now, Catbert?" Catbert shows Wally an org chart and says, "We're giving you a real boss plus a 'dotted line' to another boss who has different objectives." Catbert continues, "The status reports alone will take forty hours a week." Wally opens a stapler and says, "I'm gonna staple myself to death."