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157 Results for Eating
View 121 - 130 results for eating comic strips. Discover the best "Eating" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday May 10,
2004
Tags vogue, madonna, hug liar, gandhi, dancing, lunch table
Transcript
"So I was dancing with Madonna and went "Vogue" like this. She liked the idea and made a video." "You've either had a fascinating life or you're a huge liar. I'm still undecided." "Ghandi said the same thing. SO I said, 'I'm not eating until you take it back.'"
Tuesday September 28,
2004
Tags liosuction, disappeared, head one, eating donuts, being fed donuts
Transcript
Dilbert: "How did the liposuction go?" The boss: "Good." "People say I look younger. And thanks to my self-discipline, I'll keep off the weight." "One more."
Sunday March 28,
1999
Tags little experiment, stupid opinion, aggressively mock, passing fad, internet is fad, internet is everywhere, back up plan, attribute opinon
Transcript
Dilbert is sitting on the couch, eating, watching TV. Dogbert says to him, "I'm trying a little experiment tonight." Dobert continues, "I'll attribute a stupid opinion to you..." "Then I"ll aggressively mock you while you sit there saying nothing." Dogbert says, "So, according to you, the internet is a passing fad." Dogbert screams, "You moron! Look around you! The internet is everywhere!" Then, "And there's nothing you can do about it! Nothing!" Dilbert, who has turned back to the TV, asks, "How did that feel?" Dogbert replies, "Quite satisfying." Dilbert offers Dogbert some of what he's eating. Dogbert then adds, "I needed a backup plan in case you every get laryngitis."
Tuesday September 20,
2005
Friday October 21,
2005
Tags dinasaur, body gurad, carrot stick, nap time, dumb dino, momentary
Transcript
"Bob, my boss might be planning to kill me. Would you be my bodyguard?" "I can't because I'm all busy eating a carrot stick." "How about after you finish it?" "You mean nap time? Be serious!"
Friday February 24,
2006
Monday July 03,
2006
Saturday July 07,
2007
Tags sand wedge, sandwhich, golfing, caddy, losing adavantage, eating quickly, angry intern, hungry
Transcript
The Boss: Give me a sand wedge. Asok: "This sandwich is all I have for lunch. You can take my pride but not my sandwich!" The boss: "I think I'm losing the psychological advantage with my foursome." mmmph chew-chew-chew! hee-hee!!
Wednesday January 03,
2007
Tags best donuts, diet, employee eats, top five, donut eating, tempting, envy, boss diet, health
Transcript
Wally: "How's your diet coming along?" "MM-GUWUNG-MM-GUH-MUH!" "It's hard to pick the one best doughnut I've ever had, but this one is in my top five."


