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Anyone Fired Lately

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Anyone Fired Lately - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #blame, #fired, #scapegoat, #laziness, #excuse

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Wally: Before I give my project status report, has anyone quit or been fired recently? Boss: I fired Ted last week. Now tell me why your project is late. Wally: It was Ted's fault.

Did Not Know About The Server

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Did Not Know About The Server - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #employees, #excuses, #irritation, #managers & supervisors, #office workers

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Boss: It's been six months now and you still haven't fixed our server issue. Dilbert: I didn't know we had a server issue. Boss: That's no excuse. Dilbert: Actually, it's kind of a good excuse. Boss: Now you're making excuses for your excuses!

Chatting With The Ceo

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Chatting With The Ceo - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #office, #office workers, #sarcasm, #ceo

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the boss: i saw you chatting with our eco. what was that all about? dilbert: we were talking about what a great job you do. dilbert: you believe that, right? the boss: seems plausible.