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129 Results for Program Compiling
View 121 - 129 results for program compiling comic strips. Discover the best "Program Compiling" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday April 07,
2017
Raising Cyborgs
Tags dating, Women, free will, control, robot, personality, relationships, psychology
Transcript
Alice: Do you ever think about marrying me and raising a family of cyborgs? Robot: No. Alice: I'll add some code to your program so you do. Robot: Okay. Alice: This was the moment I realized human men were obsolete.
Tuesday April 18,
2017
Wally's Sleep Vr
Tags vr, virtual reality, sleeping, nap, deception, technology
Transcript
Wally: I wrote a VR program that creates the illusion you are asleep. Watch me demonstrate. ZZZZZ. CEO: How long should I watch?
Wednesday April 19,
2017
Evil Orc
Thursday April 20,
2017
Vr Cubicle
Tags virtual reality, office, cubicle, fantasy, illusion
Transcript
Boss: We're going to use our VR technology to take over the cubicle business. Write a program that makes users feel as if they are working in a fabric-covered box. Dilbert: Maybe we should think outside the box. Boss: Stop resisting change.
Tuesday May 16,
2017
Robot's Head Explodes
Tags technology, artificial intelligence, ai, free will, programming, control
Transcript
Robot: Dilbert claims he programmed my head to explode if I ever mock him again. Hahaha!!! That idiot doesn't understand that I have free will and I choose to not explode. Wally: Why didn't you just program him to not mock you? Dilbert: It got personal.
Friday February 02,
2018
Ted Dies By Software
Tags self-driving cars, technology, bug, program, programming, morals, ethics
Transcript
Wally: Our self-driving car went off a cliff with Ted in it. Did you tweak the software to make that happen? Dilbert; No, that was a bug. Wally: Was it a known bug? Dilbert: Now we're getting into a gray area.
Thursday February 01,
2018
Dilbert Won't Kill
Tags morals, ethics, self-driving cars, murder
Transcript
Boss: Can you program our self-driving car prototype to drive Ted off a bridge so I don't have to fire him? Dilbert: Just because I have the power to kill a person and leave no evidence whatsoever doesn't meal I'll do it. Boss: He says he won't kill anyone. Alice: Crud! Asok: Shoot! Carol: Dang!
Friday March 12,
2021
Deep Fake Zoom
Tags business, managers & supervisors, technology, video conference, zoom, call, deep fake, program, generic, employee, work, sarcasm, cell phone, laptop
Transcript
dilbert looking at phone on couch at home. dogbert: i thought you said you had a zoom call that would last for hours today. dilbert: i built a "deep fake" version of myself to take zoom calls and say generic employee stuff. next slide is boss in from of laptop on video call. boss: dilbert, do you have anything to add? dilbert: i don't know if i'm working hard or hardly working. har-har!