The Boss: I'm adding you to the network upgrade project. Everyone else on the team is lazy and useless, so I need you to do all of their work.
Dilbert: Maybe you should fire them.
The Boss: Don't try to pawn off your problems on me.
Boss: The network will be down all day, but try to do what you can without it.
Dilbert: What can we do without it besides drink coffee, complain, and whittle?
Boss: No knives at work.
Dilbert: Hold off on the whittling.