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Tags albanian inflation, billion percent, fetid water, hyper inflation

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Elbonian inflation reaches a billion percent, daily An Elbonian says, "Is this enough for a small?" $ Fetid water! Another Elbonian says, "A minute ago, yes. Now it costs a hundred times more." The first Elbonian says, "Problem solved."

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Tags albanian makeover, bald and chinless, hat makes taller, career helper, minute to drink in, vp of finance

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Wally says, "I got an Elbonian makeover. Now no one can tell I'm bald and chinless." Wally says, "The hat even makes me look taller. I think this will help my career." Wally says, "Take a minute to drink this in." An Elbonian says, "I just found my new VP of finance!"

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Tags newspaper, economy, hardship, sacrifice, Entertainment

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Elbonian says, "The big countries are having economic problems. Experts say it will soon affect Elbonia." Elbonian says, "We'll need to cut back on some of our luxury expenses." Elbonia says, "You can stop practicing your fetching," Pig says, "Should I ask why?"

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Tags product, idea, violence, hitting, war, weapon

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The boss says, "Our product is so unsafe that the military wants to use it as a weapon." The boss says, "Now the only way to satisfy our fiduciary duty to stockholders is to foment war to boost our sales." Elbonian says, "Hey, why'd you punch a hole in my hat?!!" Alice says, "That's a little thing we call marketing."

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Tags angry, plan, war, violence, screaming, rejecting, criticism

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Elbonian says, "The imperialists punched a hole in my hat!!! Revenge will be ours!" Elbonian says, "Walla-walla walla-walla walla!!!" Elbonian says, "We don't do that." Elbonian says, "Mitten bump?"

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Tags sitting, explaining, plan, delivery, stuck, arrow

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The Boss says, "I found a less expensive delivery service for our oversees business packages." The boss says, "Find someone who is traveling to the same country as the package, shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, and hide the package under his hat." Carol thinks, "The first day of any new system is always a problem."

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Tags orders, job, elbonia, training, lonely, uncomfortable, business

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The Boss says, "I need you to go to Elbonia and do some hand-holding while they cut over to the new system." Dilbert says, "Because they?re incompitent?" The boss says, "And lonely." Dilbert says, "I'm not comfortable with this." Elbonian says, "Mud wine?"

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Tags sitting, idea, moving, identity, theft, introduction

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The boss says, "We're moving our data center to Elbonia to save money." Dilbert says, "That seems a bit dangerous since every Elbonian is an identity thief." The Boss says, "What?" It seemed like an exaggeration, but it wasn't. Elbonian says ,"Hi, I'm old man Podemkin." Elbonian says, "I was him this morning!"

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Tags elbonian, office, skunk, microwave, cooked, openminded

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Albanian: Which way is the microwave? "Thanks." Dilbert: "It's getting harder to be open-minded."

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Tags civil disobedience, elbonian embassy, card table, asylum, embacile, clever

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Dilbert; I'm looking for the Elbonian embassy. Elbonian: You found it. It's just me and this card table. If you need asylum, pull up a chair. Dilbert: Has anyone ever called you and "embacile?" Elbonian: That's clever. I like it.