Public Opinion Comic Strips - Page 14

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

177 Results for Public Opinion

View 131 - 140 results for public opinion comic strips. Discover the best "Public Opinion" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags wages, cost of living, raise, money, rent, apartment, roommate, space

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: I need a raise because the cost of living around here is too high. Boss: Stop being greedy. I pay you plenty. Asok: I can't even afford to rent an apartment. Boss: Get some roommates. Asok: I can't afford that either. I've been sleeping on a baby changing table in a public restroom. And the janitor has been charging me $3,000 per month for that. Boss: How wide is the baby changing table? Asok: Not wide enough for a roommate. Boss: Well, I'm out of ideas.

Wally's Political Views

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Wally's Political Views - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags disagreement, Politics, Opinion, differences, arguing

View Transcript

Transcript

Tina: I can't work with Wally. His political views are abhorrent. Boss: That has nothing to do with your job. Tina: He makes me too sad and angry to work! Boss: Would you be happy if I punished him for having an opinion? Tina: Would I be a bad person if I said I would?

You Will Get Used To It

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
You Will Get Used To It - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags coworkers, Politics, disagreement, Opinion, flaw, personality, psychology

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: I can't assign you to a project team because everyone hates you for your political opinions. Wally: And they don't hate me for being useless in general? Boss: I guess we all got used to that. Wally: You'll get used to the other thing, too. Give it some time.

Honest Opinion But Polite

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Honest Opinion But Polite - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags criticism, political correctness, politically correct, company policy, honesty

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Our new politeness policy forbids me from giving you an honest opinion of your idea. So, instead, I will talk about an unrelated topic and you can draw your own conclusions. So... did you hear about the manure fire that burned down a pig farm?

Better Listener Robot

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Better Listener Robot - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags robot, boyfriend, free will, programming, listening, Opinion, relationships, technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice: I'm updating your boyfriend code to make you a better listener. I want to see more nodding and less talking. Robot: But I have so much to offer. Alice: I'll dial back your ego, too.

Replacing Robot Head

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Replacing Robot Head - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags machines, rights, robot, technology, survival, suffering, apathy

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: I've been asked to replace your head. Robot: Um... what's the survival rate for this operation? Dilbert: No one cares. Robot: I'll need a second opinion. Wally: I don't care either.

Don't Make Eye Contact With Ceo

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Don't Make Eye Contact With Ceo  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags presentation, public speaking, nervous, anxious, fear

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: I'm nervous because I need to make a presentation to our CEO. Do you have any advice? Wally: Don't make eye contact with him. He hates that. Asok: You have made things far worse! Wally: He also flies into a rage when he hears the word "the."

One Small Mistake Is Doom

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
One Small Mistake Is Doom  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags nervous, Advice, fear, anxiety, public speaking, presentation

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: Do you have any advice for my presentation to the CEO? Dilbert: Sure. If you make one small mistake, your career will be finished. Asok: You just made me nervous and thus doubled my risk of failure. Dilbert: I'm not the one who brought it up.

Imagine He Is Naked

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Imagine He Is Naked  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags public speaking, presentation, Advice, nervous, naked, fear

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: Do you have any tips for my presentation to the CEO? Boss: When you are presenting, imagine you are naked and everyone is laughing at you. Asok: Why? Boss: It's just something I read. I might have the details wrong.

Alice Helps Asok With Slides

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Alice Helps Asok With Slides  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags presentation, public speaking, powerpoint, slide, Advice, speech

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: Can you help me edit my slides for my CEO presentation? I have 75 slides and ten minutes to present. Alice: Get rid of 74 of them. Asok: I'll ask someone else.