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204 Results for Social Media
View 131 - 140 results for social media comic strips. Discover the best "Social Media" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday June 01,
2016
Wally's Political Opinion
Tags internet, social media, Opinion, Politics, knowing too much, technology
Transcript
Tina: I saw your political opinion on Facebook and now I think you're an awful person. Wally: What did you think about me before? Tina: I didn't think about you before. Wally: Sounds like I got promoted.
Monday June 13,
2016
Twitter Complaints
Tags customer servie, customer support, trolling, social media, popularity, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: We're getting a lot of product complaints on Twitter. Boss: Tell those trolls to shut up and leave us alone. Dilbert: Uh... okay. CEO: Why did our stock just drop to zero? Boss: Sounds like a seasonal thing.
Tuesday June 14,
2016
Twitter The Video Game
Tags twitter, social media, game, ignorance, trick, prank, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Our sales dropped to zero after you offended customers on Twitter. Did someone tell you Twitter was a video game? Narrator: One week ago. Boss: And how would I kill these trolls? Wally: With your words.
Wednesday June 15,
2016
Social Justice Warrior
Tags sjw, hiring, internet, troll, trolling, sensitivity, political correcness, politically correct, technology
Transcript
Boss: According to people on the Internet, you're what's called a "social justice warrior." Man: The tone of your voice indicates you are against me. And that means you are making common cause with racists. Boss: If I hire you, will you stop saying crazy stuff like that? Man: Censorship!
Thursday June 16,
2016
Dinner With A Social Justice Warrior
Tags sjw, internet, personality, political correctness, politically correct, flirting, insult, masculinity, technology, psychology
Transcript
Man: I'm a social justice warrior. That means I'm on our side. Do you want to go to dinner with me? Alice: No, thanks. I'm into men. Man: I am a man. Alice: Don't make me turn around and prove you wrong.
Wednesday July 06,
2016
I Own You
Tags honesty, work ethic, communication, text, control
Transcript
Boss: Why didn't you answer my text last night? Dilbert: Um... Boss: You have no social life, and you aren't dead, so there's no excuse. I own you! Dilbert: Whoever said honest is refreshing never heard any.
Friday July 15,
2016
Just What She Thought
Tags cell phone, distraction, technology, conversation, social interaction, antisocial
Transcript
Woman: I'd better check this. It's just what I thought. Dilbert: What did you think? Woman: I thought I would enjoy my phone more than talking to you.
Saturday July 16,
2016
How Conversations Work
Tags antisocial, conversation, distraction, phone, social, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: The weather will be good this weekend. Alice: Stop right there. Your proposed topic of conversation is far below the level of entertainment I can get from my phone. Dilbert: I don't know how conversations work. Dogbert: You're interrupting my phone time.
Thursday July 21,
2016
Too Dumb To Understand
Tags intelligence, perspective, dumb, social media, comment, technology
Transcript
Boss: I can't believe how stupid this person is. Dilbert: How do you rule out the hypothesis that you're too dumb to understand his point? Take your time. I can wait. Boss: For starters, he disagrees with me.
Saturday July 23,
2016
Asok Is An Introvert
Tags introversion, introvert, loneliness, social situation
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you have plans for the weekend? Asok: No, I"m an introvert. I'll probably experience despair and loneliness while being jealous of people who have substance abuse problems. Dilbert: Yeah, me too. Asok: This conversation is dragging on too long.

