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964 Results for Asok
View 131 - 140 results for Asok comic strips. Discover the best "Asok" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday March 12,
2016
Asok Is The Only Good Negotiator
Tags accuse, eric scott, haggle, lable, money, negotiating, negotiation, racism, racist, raise, guest artist
Transcript
Asok: Did you both negotiate huge raises with our boss the way I did? Dilbert and Wally: No. Dilbert: Apparently, you're the only good negotiator in the department. Asok: Are you being racist? Dilbert: I will give you $1,000 to never say that about me again.
Friday March 11,
2016
Boss Is Bad Negotiator
Tags haggle, money, negotation, negotiating, raise, salary, trick, eric scott
Transcript
Asok: I just learned that our boss is a bad negotiator. Wally: How bad? Asok: I just negotiated a 3.3-million-dollar raise for myself. And I want 80 percent of the raises you two get because I told you. Dilbert and Wally: 75 percent is our final offer!
Thursday March 10,
2016
Asok Negotiates With Boss
Tags compensation, haggle, money, negotiating, negotiation, obliviousness, salary, trick, eric scott
Transcript
Asok: I demand a ten-million-dollar raise! Boss: Nice try! Every idiot knows that's your opening offer to set an anchor. Asok: I will settle for half of it. Boss: You'll take 30 percent of that, and not a penny more!
Tuesday March 01,
2016
Trapped Under Rubble
Tags freedom, guest artist, happiness, job, misery, satisfaction, john glynn, business, psychology
Transcript
Asok: I miss the freedom I had as an Uber driver. This job feels like being trapped under rubble. Wally: We old-timers have a name for that feeling. Asok: What is it? Wally: "Better than average."
Monday February 29,
2016
Asok Has Tasted The Sweet Freedom Of Uber
Tags experience, guest artist, introspection, john glynn, wisdom
Transcript
Asok: Now that I have tasted the sweet freedom of being an Uber driver, how can I go back to this life? Wally: Try looking deep within yourself, Asok. Asok: You are even wiser than usual. Wally: You'll need a flashlight and yoga lessons.
Saturday February 27,
2016
Asok Remembers Being An Uber Driver
Friday February 26,
2016
Asok Asks For His Job Back
Tags driver, money, taxi, ride share, rideshare, disillusionment
Transcript
Asok: I'm here to beg for my job back. Driving for Uber was less glamorous than I'd hoped. My mental health and my bladder have been stretched to their limits. Boss: Maybe we could discuss this over a tiled floor area.
Thursday February 25,
2016
Asok The Uber Driver
Tags driver, taxi, ride share, rideshare, money, compensation, wages
Transcript
Asok: Today is my first day as an Uber driver. I love the flexibility! I only have to work 75 hours a week and can pay my rent. Man: With plenty left over? Asok: Are you going to finish that sandwich?
Wednesday February 24,
2016
Asok's Goal
Tags goals, employment, driver, ride share, rideshare, dream, turnover
Transcript
Asok: Is it important to have goals? Boss: Yes! You need goals to succeed. Asok: Good, because my goal is to become an Uber driver. I quit. What is your goal? Boss: Reducing employee turnover.


