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Tags Dilbert, woman, monogamy, field, shuttle, Dogbert, rides, uno, love, Advice

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Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I'm just a one-woman kind of guy." Dilbert continues, "Some guys like to play the field. Not me. I'm happy with just one woman." Dilbert continues, "Just one. Uno. That's best for me." Dogbert says, "You can take her for rides in the Space Shuttle you'll never have either."

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Tags Dogbert, gravity, illusion, mental, restrictions, smart, flung, space, wheel of fortune

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Dogbert sits on his pillow thinking, "Sometimes I think gravity is only an illusion." Dogbert thinks, "Maybe other great thinkers realized gravity is mental and were thus freed of its restrictions." Dogbert thinks, "Which could explain why all the smart people have apparently been flung into space." Dilbert enters and says, "It's time for 'Wheel of Fortune.'"

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Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, doors, double doors, fool, ventilation ducts, outside

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Dilbert walks down a hallway thinking, "Uh oh . . . Double doors. One side is always locked and I make a fool of myself trying to open it." Dilbert thinks, "Which side is it? Left? Right? People are watching. Think, think . . ." Dilbert arrives at home looking dirty and disheveled. Dilbert says to Dogbert, "That's when I noticed that the ventilation ducts were big enough for a human to crawl through." Dogbert says, "Too bad they didn't lead to outside."

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Tags aircraft, invention, regret

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Dilbert operates a remote control model airplane. The plane explodes in the sky. Dogbert stands in front three remote control missiles. Dogbert says to Dilbert, "Regrettably, you violated my air space."