asok: i rarely see you working. how do you get away with it?
wally: it's easy. i just wait a day before answering any texts or emails. for example, here's alice asking if i can attend a meeting in an hour. i'll answer her in the morning and say i didn't see her message. And here's dilbert asking me for some data. tomorrow, i will text him to ask for clarification, and he will tell me he found the data on his own.
asok: don't you feel guilty?
wally: nah. they'd do the same to me.
asok: and do they?
wally: they would if i didn't ignore them first.
dogbert: for a reasonable fee, i will audit your company and find any fraud or crime if it exists.
dilbert: what's to stop you from taking bribes from the fraudsters and reporting that everything is fine?
dogbert: my business model depends on you not asking that kind of question.