dilbert: lately i've been feeling loyal to my company. and that makes me work extra hard for no extra money. do you have a pill to keep me from working so hard?
doctor: they all do that if you take enough of them.
Boss: I hear you were being sarcastic about safety. Obviously, you don't take safety seriously, so I have to send you to a safety re-education camp for a week.
Dilbert: That will totally fix this problem.
Boss: You just bought yourself an extra week.