Gap In Knowledge Comic Strips - Page 14

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

140 Results for Gap In Knowledge

View 131 - 140 results for gap in knowledge comic strips. Discover the best "Gap In Knowledge" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 18, 2014's comic on:


Tags #ignorance (knowledge), #idiots, #agree, #talking to idiots

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice: I was just talking to some idiots. They agree with you on every topic. Boss: What is your point? Alice: That's exactly what they would say!

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 22, 2014's comic on:


Tags #ignorance (knowledge), #magic, #thinking, #incomplete data, #intuition and epxerince, #make decision, #magical thinking, #fixes ignorance

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: We have incomplete data, so I'll need to use my intuition and experience to make the decision. Dilbert: Because magical thinking fixes ignorance? Boss: Hush! I think I have something. Dilbert: I think so, too.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 24, 2014's comic on:


Tags #business school, #context, #lists, #ranking, #rankings, #list, #votes, #schools

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: The new business school rankings are out. Dilbert: Is that the list that is based on the votes of people who have no direct knowledge of those schools? Boss: You ruin everything. Dilbert: Context is not your friend.

Financial Advisor Keeps Him Waiting

Thank you for voting.
Financial Advisor Keeps Him Waiting - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 15, 2014's comic on:


Tags #finances, #financial advisor, #investing, #knowledge, #money, #personal finance

View Transcript

Transcript

Financial Advisor. Dilbert: You kept me waiting in the lobby for five minutes. So I used that time to learn everything that matters in the field of personal investing. Did you know that you don't know much? Financial Advisor: I did not know that.

The One Out Of Ten Guy

Thank you for voting.
The One Out Of Ten Guy - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 24, 2015's comic on:


Tags #bad logic, #knowledge, #logic, #statistics, #studies, #problem, #department

View Transcript

Transcript

Coworker: You know how studies always say one out of ten people have a particular problem. I'm always that guy. Statistically speaking, I keep nine people safe just by existing. Dilbert: That's not how statistics work. Coworker: And... everyone else in the department knows that?

Dna Kit Predicts Health Issues

Thank you for voting.
Dna Kit Predicts Health Issues - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 07, 2015's comic on:


Tags #technology, #future, #death, #prediction, #health, #reaction, #medical

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: I combined a DNA test kit with big data to predict a person's future health issues. That depressing knowledge caused every member of the test group to make risky lifestyle choices. Now half of them are dead. At the risk of bragging, that's exactly what my model predicted.

Intuitive Not Worthless

Thank you for voting.
Intuitive Not Worthless - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 15, 2016's comic on:


Tags #managers, #obliviousness, #jobs, #knowledge, #understanding

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: I'm not an engineer, so I don't know if you're doing the right things or not. And I can't watch you work, so I don't know if you're putting in any effort. Dilbert: That means you're totally worthless. Boss: I was going to say intuitive.

Intentionally Underbidding

Thank you for voting.
Intentionally Underbidding - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 30, 2018's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #the boss, #intentionally, #underbidding, #extra-shoddy, #work, #grossly, #overcharging, #upgrades, #criminal, #organization, #proven

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss: We won the job by intentionally underbidding. But we can close the profit gap by doing extra-shoddy work and grossly overcharging for upgrades. Dilbert: Are we a criminal organization? The Boss: Not in a way that can easily be proven.

Evil Marketing

Thank you for voting.
Evil Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 14, 2019's comic on:


Tags #business, #business ethics, #chimps, #evil, #marketing, #office, #product

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert, the boss and dogbert at conference room table. the boss: our competition released a product that makes our product look like it was designed by chimps. the boss: that's why i hired the world's most evil marketing expert to help us close the perception gap. the boss: should we focus on our value proposition? dogbert: if that means accusing them of crimes they didn't commit, then yes.

Need Boss To Make Decision

Thank you for voting.
Need Boss To Make Decision - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 14, 2020's comic on:


Tags #argument, #boss, #decision, #engineering, #knowledge, #marketing, #office workers, #sarcasm, #technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: We need your help making a decision. Jeff doesn't understand my product strategy because he isn't an engineer. And I don't understand any of his marketing nonsense. That's why we came to you. Boss: Because I understand both marketing and engineering? Dilbert: No, it's because you don't understand either one. We didn't have a coin to flip, and your decisions are totally random, so... Boss: Maybe you could describe the situation. Dilbert: I don't see how that helps.