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Thursday November 24,
2005
Tags #accused of stealing, #computers, #took the fifth, #job interview, #lied, #stole
Transcript
Why did you leave your last job? "They accused me of stealing four computers." "Did they make you confess?" "I took the fifth."
Tuesday January 24,
2006
Saturday March 11,
2006
Tags #project wombat, #project manager, #inviting me, #expertise, #knowledge of expertise
Transcript
Yesterday I had a great meeting about Project Wombat. "What?!" "I've been managing that project for six months! How can you have a meeting without inviting me?!!" "Have you noticed that meetings go smoother without any knowledge or expertise?" "Kinda."
Monday March 27,
2006
Tags #manager, #mp3, #obliviousness, #outsourcing, #product, #quality, #trade off, #elbonian factory, #mp3 player
Transcript
"Here's our prototype from the Elbonian factory." "Well, I'm no expert, but this is obviously a good one of these." "It's an mp3 player." "We used to call them plumber's helpers!"
Tuesday May 15,
2007
Saturday February 03,
2007
Tags #job opening, #research and development, #escape the mismanaged, #futility, #current job, #boss has similar idea
Transcript
Dilbert: There's a job opening for an engineer in research and development!" "It's a chance to escape the mismanaged futility of my current job and live the dream!" The Boss: Hey, there's an opening for a new manager of research and development!"
Wednesday March 28,
2007
Thursday March 29,
2007
Tuesday August 21,
2012
Tags #managers & supervisors, #tailored style, #each employee, #pool cue, #leadership is guessing, #business
Transcript
Boss: A good manager tailors his leadership style to fit each employee. In your case, I think the best approach involves poling you with a sharpened pool cue. To be perfectly honest, a big part of leadership is guessing.
Thursday August 23,
2012
Tags #computers & peripherals, #data werewolves, #elbonian hackers, #entrails, #linkedin, #passwords, #servers, #supernatural beings, #usernames
Transcript
Mordac: Elbonian hackers stole a million usernames and passwords from our servers. So I send an army of data werewolves to track down the perpetrators and eat their entrails. Boss: How did you find an army of data werewolves? Mordac: LinkedIn