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242 Results for Mental Health
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Tuesday January 02,
2007
Tags diet, expect, hysterical, laughing, sharp focus, expectations, outburst, health
Transcript
The Boss: I should warn you that I'm on a diet and might not have the sharp focus that you've come to expect from me. Asok: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "I thought of something funny totally on my own."
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Wednesday January 03,
2007
Tags best donuts, diet, employee eats, top five, donut eating, tempting, envy, boss diet, health
Transcript
Wally: "How's your diet coming along?" "MM-GUWUNG-MM-GUH-MUH!" "It's hard to pick the one best doughnut I've ever had, but this one is in my top five."
Thursday January 04,
2007
Tags diet, eating disorder, first 20 pounds, diet with buddy, lose weight, weight issues, health
Transcript
The Boss: My doctor says it will be easier if I diet with a buddy. Do you want in on this? Tina: Good lord. I think I just developed an eating disorder! The Boss: They say the first 20 pounds are the easiest. Tina: NOT HELPING!"
Wednesday January 24,
2007
Tags alien, bring technology, handle oa agavel, new guy, order in the court, simpletons, snout, working out, health
Transcript
I came to this company to bring the technology of my advanced culture to you simpletons. "Has anyone ever told you that your snout is like the handle of a gavel?" "A what?" "How's the new guy working out?" "ORDER IN THE COURT!" BAM BAM BAM
Sunday September 30,
2012
Tags complaining, not helpful, brush of unhelpfulness, srigma, issues, monster
Transcript
Boss: Brian tells me you're not being helpful. Asok: Gaaa!!! You have been painted by the brush of unhelpfulness. There is no way to remove the stigma of this accusation. Wally: Watch and learn. Brian has... um... issues. Boss: Issues? What issues? Mental? Emotional? Substance abuse? Wally: I've said too much. It's not my place. Boss: He's a monster! Asok: You make it look easy!
Thursday December 06,
2012
Tags happiness, work ethic, career advice, work hard, destroy helath, personal life, happiness advice, psychology
Transcript
Asok: Alice, do you have any valuable career advice? Alice: Work so hard that it destroys your health and crowds out any chance of having a personal life. Asok: Wouldn't that make me... unhappy? Alice: You didn't ask for happiness advice.
Wednesday December 12,
2012
Tags sleeping & waking up, famous genouses, sleep, 4 hours sleep, correlation, oversleeper, causation, health
Transcript
Boss: Some of the most famous geniuses in the world slept only four hours per night. I'm doing four hours a night too because you know what they say: correlation is the same thing as causation. Dilbert: No one says that. Boss: Oh, right. And I should take the word of an oversleeper.
Thursday February 14,
2013
Tags depression (mental state), work ethic, underling, long hours, insane workload, fatigue, depression, organ failure, greetings, how are you?, psychology
Transcript
Boss: How's it going, underling? Dilbert: My long hours and insane workload are causing fatigue, depression, and organ failure. I'll probably be dead in a month. Boss: When did people stop saying "fine?"
Monday February 18,
2013
Tags laziness, sense of urgency, energy, pretend to work, fake urgency, vague goals, health
Transcript
Boss: We need to have a sense of urgency. Wally: I use most of my energy pretending to work, but I can add a layer of fake urgency if you really need it. Boss: What? Wally: I gotta go! I have vague goals to achieve!
Wednesday February 27,
2013
Tags office buildings, economic consulting, benefits of standing
Transcript
Boss: I hired The Dogbert Ergonomic Consulting Company to tell us about the health benefits of standing. Dogbert: Standing be good. Boss: That's it? Dogbert: The topic isn't as complicated as you might think.

