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Project Is Not Feasible

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Project Is Not Feasible - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #technology, #video call, #project, #plan, #feasible, #back stab, #defend, #laptop, #cell phone, #competition

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boss and dilbert on video call. boss: i just talked to ted, and he says your project plan is not feasible. dilbert: i think you mean he mischaracterized my plan and then stabbed me in the back when i wasn't there to defend it. boss: he said you'd say that.

Back Up

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Back Up - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #technology, #business, #wi-fi, #strong signal, #signal, #video, #cell phone, #weak

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dogbert: you have a weak video signal. can you go where the wi-fi is stronger? try backing up. back. farther. back. back. voice from cell phone: aaaiii!!! dogbert: perfect.

Forty Minutes Late

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Forty Minutes Late - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #jerk, #late, #minutes, #punish, #sarcasm, #technology, #waiting, #cell phone

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voice from Dilbert's cell phone: i'll be forty minutes late. dilbert: i just wasted twenty minutes waiting! why didn't you tell me as soon as you knew? voice from phone: because i knew you would be a jerk about it. so i punished you. dilbert: oh.