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204 Results for Economic Success
View 141 - 150 results for economic success comic strips. Discover the best "Economic Success" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday June 22,
2015
Not That Invested In Your Success
Tags work ethic, laziness, communication, excuse, excuses
Transcript
Wally: I made no progress on your project because I was waiting to ask you some questions. Coworker: You could have emailed me. Or texted me. Or stopped by my desk. Wally: I"m not that invested in your success.
Thursday July 09,
2015
Hard Work Is Necessary For Success
Tags work ethic, laziness, misunderstanding, motivation, hard work, Advice, brainwash
Transcript
Wally: Remember, Asok, success requires hard work and sacrifice. Asok: Got it! I will work hard and sacrifice! Wally: I was going to say that's why you should avoid success. Who brainwashed you?
Tuesday July 28,
2015
Hire Smarter People
Tags leadership, success, insult, power, compliment, backhanded compliment, ego, humility, humble
Transcript
CEO: The secret to my success is that I hire people who are smarter than me. And then I tell those smart people exactly what to do. It keeps you humble. Dilbert: Good, because all of this was starting to go to my head.
Tuesday August 04,
2015
Trust Yourself
Tags motivation, inspiration, logic, obliviousness, Advice, executives, motivational speaking
Transcript
CEO: The key to success is trusting yourself. Alice: Even when you're wrong? CEO: I'm starting to think motivation isn't a thing.
Thursday September 10,
2015
Understanding The Problem
Tags Advice, wisdom, criticism, bad advice, executives, success
Transcript
CEO Wisdom. Asok: Can you teach me to be a success? CEO: Yes, obviously. Stop everything you're doing now because it clearly isn't working. Asok: That's it? CEO: Understanding the problem is half the solution.
Friday September 11,
2015
Value Of A Start Up Idea
Wednesday September 16,
2015
Tina Gost Writes About Success
Tags managers & supervisors, humility, insult, humble, ghostwriter, biography, Advice, business
Transcript
Boss: Tina, a business publication asked me to write an article about success. I need you to ghostwrite it. Make me look wise, yet humble at the same time. Tina: "Hire employees that are smarter than you. In my case, that includes all adults, most children, and an alarming number of dolphins.
Saturday September 19,
2015
Haircut Illuminati
Tags secret society, organizations, illuminati, hair, hairstyles, haircut, barber, Politics, politicians, success
Transcript
Dogbert: I became a member of the Hairdresser Illuminati. Dilbert: The what? Dogbert: It's a shadowy organization that controls the world by manipulating the hairstyles of political candidates. Boss: What is my barber doing here? Dogbert: That haircut will never become your next president.
Sunday September 20,
2015
Tags managers & supervisors, credit, motivation, obliviousness, hiring, logic, business
Transcript
Boss: The secret to success is hiring the right people. Dilbert: Then why doesn't everyone do that? Boss: It takes a lot of skill to hire the right people. Dilbert: Did you just find a way to take all of the credit for the team's success? And did you do it in a clever way that was intended to make you look humble even while hogging all the credit? Boss: I also motivate you. Dilbert: You're money?
Monday September 21,
2015
Hairdresser Illuminati
Tags hair, haircut, hairstyles, success, Politics, candidates, secret organization, secret society, control
Transcript
The Hairdresser Illuminati. Dogbert: Before we start, I'll need to see a list of your political views. Hoo-boy, this is some crazy stuff. I have just the right hairstyle for this. There. That should keep you out of The White House.