boss: i want you to bring me solutions, not problems!
dilbert: that's a funny way to call yourself worthless.
boss: i do plenty around here!
boss: but in the interest of time, i will not list any examples.
tina: i've contacted my lawyer to sue you for your sexist jokes. your humor is not funny, and there's a good chance it is illegal.
boss to catbert: i just learned that i am criminally not funny.
catbert: you're always the last to know.