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584 Results for Goat Head
View 141 - 150 results for goat head comic strips. Discover the best "Goat Head" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday June 16,
1994
Tags bank off head, coach, field, game, glasses, goal, soccer, strike, team players, Sports
Transcript
Player man: dilbert, you'll be playing the left striker position. Player man: one of our good players will try to strike tony in th head with the ball and bank it in the goal, LIZ: "It" being the ball not your head. Dilbert: Id better take off y glasses. LIZ: No, don't, I included their dampening effect in my calculations.
Friday June 17,
1994
Tags ball, bonk, Dilbert, head bounce, make goal, soccer game, strike, uses head bonk
Transcript
BONK Dilbert: Gee, Ive scored five goals that way. Liz: you've got a good head for this game.
Monday June 20,
1994
Tags behead, corporate head hunter, employee, new employees, staffing problem, you'd be flexible, go postal, post office employee
Transcript
"We've never needed a corporate headhunter before, but now it's the only way to solve our staffing problem." "Are you aware that headhunters find new employees? We don't behead the ones you already have." "I don't suppose you'd be flexible..." "I could find a disgruntled ex-post office employee for you."
Tuesday June 21,
1994
Tags most talented, technical professional, Dogbert, professional head hunter
Transcript
"Hello, this is Dogbert's professional headhunting service." "I find jobs for the most talented technical professionals. Several people mentioned your name." "So, is it true they'll be looking for somebody to fill your job soon? Hello?"
Wednesday July 20,
1994
Tags head of market research, 120k salary, value opinions, refrence, honesty, pay these days
Transcript
"I got a job as the head of market research at your company. I'll be pulling down $120 K per year." "I don't value otehr people's opinions so I'll just use my own." "Just for reference, how much does honesty pay these days?" "Shut up."
Friday July 22,
1994
Tags market research, market segment, wild fungi, pencil erasers, head rubbed, piece of paper
Transcript
"I'd like your opinion for my market research, Ratbert." "Me?!!" "I've lumped you in the market sgetment that includes wild fungi and pencil erasers." "Question one: would you enjoy having your head rubbed vigorously on a piece of paper?" "Who wouldn't?"
Wednesday August 31,
1994
Tags unpaid overtime, mba class, working for free, rub head, good luck
Transcript
"I'd stay and work some unpaid overtime with you but I'm taking MBA classes." "If YOU took MBA classes you'd understand that working for free is a low NPV." "If you don't mind, before big tests I'd like to rub your head for luck." "It'll cost you a nickel."
Sunday September 04,
1994
Tags cute dog, dilbert attacks girl, dilbert exercises, flirt, mean, runs away, tease, the word no
Transcript
"Pssst" "You're probably noticing how soft and cute I am." "Awww! You're adorable! Let me give you a little pat on the head." "I couldn't. I'm too shy." "Shy? That is just so cute. I have to pet you now." "Come here, you little tease! You know you like it!" "Don't you understand the word 'no'?!" "I could do this all day long." "How about the red-head?"
Monday September 12,
1994
Tags animal eating rat, feel lucky, hat on head, optimist
Transcript
"Ratbert the Optimist" "I feel lucky today." "Lucky, lucky, lucky" "I think a hat just blew onto my head!!"
Tuesday September 13,
1994
Tags cat, not optimist, phrased better, rakberts head, stomp on it, yank off, bob the dinosaur, rat, dog, animals
Transcript
"Bob, I'll yank the cat off of Ratbert's head and you stomp on it!" "Yank" "Stomp" "I could have phrased that better." "I'm not an optimist anymore."

