Carol: I'm writing a horror novel. It's about a horned monster who puts people in boxes and makes them do meaningless work while insulting them. Boss: That sounds great. Carol: The monster is also very dumb.
Dilbert: You spelled "crypto" wrong.
Boss: No, I didn't.
Dilbert: You spelled it "c-r-i-p-t-o".
Dilbert: There is no "I" in crypto.
Boss: That's how I learned to spell it.
Dilbert: You learned it wrong. No one else spells it that way.
Boss: Now you're criticizing me for being an inovator?
Dilbert: It's not innovation! It's a mistake! Why can't you admit you are wrong?!
Boss: Why can't you?