Robot Building Skills Comic Strips - Page 15

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

374 Results for Robot Building Skills

View 141 - 150 results for robot building skills comic strips. Discover the best "Robot Building Skills" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 20, 2005's comic on:


Tags #must bride, #elbonians, #nuclear weapon, #microwave instead, #persian rugs

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: The Elbonians won't do business with my company unless we bribe them. Dogbert: offer to give them plans for building a nuclear weapon, Then give them plans to build microwave ovens instead. Dilbert: would that work? Dogbert: why do you think our garage is full of persona rugs?

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 04, 2006's comic on:


Tags #team building exercise, #security gurad, #middle of desert, #leave you there

View Transcript

Transcript

"Ted, I'm sending you on a team-building exercise." "A security guard will drive you to the middle of the desert and leave you there!" "And then the team will rescue me?" "Sure."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 05, 2006's comic on:


Tags #concerns about work, #teds work, #team building exercise, #test here, #sent asok

View Transcript

Transcript

"I listened to your concerns about Ted's work, so I tricked him into being left in the middle of the desert." "He thinks it's a team-building exercise. Hee hee!" "We wanted you to transfer him, not kill him." "Really? This is awkward." "And this is Ted. Where's Asok?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 07, 2006's comic on:


Tags #team building exercise, #left die, #crying, #shake it off, #boss, #apathetic

View Transcript

Transcript

"You said it was a team-building exercise and you left me in the middle of the desert to die!" "Shake it off." "You wouldn't think that would work, but it does!"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 10, 2006's comic on:


View Transcript

Transcript

We discovered that the mud in Elbonia is caused by an abundance of oil and coal near the surface. "Our country will be prosperous and happy forever unless we do something incredibly stupid." "Are you building any weapons of mass destruction?" "Why? Is that a problem?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 29, 2007's comic on:


Tags #big business, #business, #cars, #news, #sales, #sarcasm

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: We're going to take a page from the automaker's playbooks. Automakers prove their design skills by creating concept cars that will never go into production. Then they prove their management skills by producing cars that are less attractive than corrective underpants. Tomorrow we're holding a press conference to show the world our own concept product. Our concept product can stop global warming and wax your back at the same time. Man: Can it actually do those things? Boss: Why do you care? Man: So...actually it's just a huge waste of our time. Boss: You have a mighty low opinion of news.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 21, 2007's comic on:


Tags #green consultant, #source of methane, #free source, #energy, #small office, #give, #butt, #hose, #pants, #health

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert the green consultant Dogbert: "Your coworkers have identified you as a source of methane." Dogbert: "If we capture this free source of energy we can power a small office building." Wally: "I give and I give."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 04, 2007's comic on:


Tags #barbecue, #freinds, #no freinds, #make freinds, #jogger, #desparte, #meat, #social skills, #no social skills, #random, #Advice

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Maybe I should invite some friends over for a barbecue. Dogbert: "You don't have any friends." Dilbert: "Good point. Maybe I should make some friends first." Dogbert: "Exactly." Dogbert:"Do you like meat?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 27, 2007's comic on:


Tags #good will, #purchased, #redesigned headquarters, #horses rump, #executive suite

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert: "Now that I have purchased your company's goodwill, I plan to make some changes." "I redesigned your headquarters building." CEO: "What's this part that looks like a horse's rump?" Dogbert: "That's the entrance to the executive suite."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share November 24, 2007's comic on:


Tags #cansisate, #resume, #spelling errors, #hire a moron, #poor perfromance, #bigger reaise, #interview skills, #crazy good, #manipulate, #job interview

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: "Your resume is riddled with spelling errors. Why should we hire a moron?" Candidate: "My poor performance would make you look good in comparison. you'll get a bigger raise if I work here." The boss: "What do you think of him?" Dilbert: "Well, his interview skills are crazy good."