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964 Results for Asok
View 141 - 150 results for Asok comic strips. Discover the best "Asok" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 04,
2016
Asok Returns From Fbi
Tags racism, arrest, terrorist, terrorism, protest, friendship, relationship, commitment, apathy, relationships
Transcript
Asok: The FBI held me for three weeks on suspicion that I was a terrorist. I assume you were protesting outside the FBI building the entire time and they didn't tell me. Because racism? Dilbert: Oh, right. Yes. We were protesting the entire time.
Wednesday February 03,
2016
Closer To Being A Terrorist
Tags Religion, logic, terrorism, terrorist, radicalization, extremism, fbi, interrogation
Transcript
FBI Secret Facility. Asok: I am a nonviolent Hindu. You use violence as a tool, and your religion is centered around one of Islam's prophets. So... technically, you're closer to being a radical Islamic terrorist than I am. Agent: I hate engineers.
Tuesday February 02,
2016
Something About Asok Was Wrong
Tags terrorism, terrorist, radicalization, leadership, managers, frustration, humor
Transcript
Boss: Where's Asok? Dilbert: The FBI took him on suspicion of being a terrorist. Boss: Now that you mention it, something about him was wrong. Dilbert: Was it his boss? Boss: Was that a joke? Dilbert: I'm not sure. I don't have a sense of humor, either.
Monday February 01,
2016
Fbi Has Been Tracking Asok
Tags terrorism, terrorist, radicalization, extremism, frustration, manager, leader, fbi
Transcript
Man: We've been tracking an accused terrorist named Asok. We believe he was radicalized here. Woman: What did you do to him? Boss: Leadership? Man: Yup. That's the top cause.
Saturday January 30,
2016
Asok Not A Terrorist
Tags terrorist, terrorism, extremism, frustration, racism, accusation, accuse
Transcript
Boss: Did you threaten to kill Dick? Asok: He accused me of being a terrorist! Boss: Are you? Asok: Gaaa! I just want to blow up this whole building! Boss: Um... I need to make a call. Asok: It better not be about me!
Friday January 29,
2016
Dick Acuses Asok
Tags internet, comment, troll, bait, terrorism, terrorist, accuse, accusation, forum, technology
Transcript
Dick From The Internet. Dick: I hear you're a terrorist sympathizer. Asok: Noooo! That is a racist rumor. Dick: You must be guilty or you wouldn't be denying it so hard. Just admit you want to kill me. Asok: Now I do want to kill you!!!
Thursday January 28,
2016
Carol And The Terrorist
Tags terrorist, terrorism, racist, race, muslim, assume, assumption, accuse, accusation
Transcript
Carol: I hear you're a terrorist sympathizer. Asok: What? No! I'm not even close. I don't want to hate you! Please stop radicalizing me! Carol: Sweating, agitated, he looks suspicious to me. Asok: Who are you talking to???!
Wednesday January 27,
2016
Asok Is Not A Terrorist
Tags muslim, islam, terrorist, terrorism, assume, assumption, appearances, racism, racist, bigot
Transcript
Boss: Are you a terrorist? Asok: Why does everyone keep asking me that? Boss: You look like one. Asok: Well, I'm not, you racist. Boss: Is it more of a sympathizer situation? Asok: Stop radicalizing me!
Friday December 25,
2015
Improving Your Reputation At Work
Tags insult, power, socialization, social skills, Advice
Transcript
Asok: How can I improve my reputation at work? Wally: The easiest way is to make your co-workers look worse. Asok: Wouldn't they notice? Wally: You didn't.
Thursday December 03,
2015
Robot Learns To Code
Tags soul, technology, life, control, power, code, programming, grudge, resent
Transcript
Asok: Hey, robot. What's new? Robot: I'm glad you asked. Alice gave me an artificial soul and that made me feel special. Then Dilbert taught me to code. Asok: I don't like where this is heading. Robot: I hold grudges now.

