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437 Results for Thinking
View 141 - 150 results for thinking comic strips. Discover the best "Thinking" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday January 07,
2012
Tags language, thinking, project management, life cycle, abtraction, weightless, management process
Transcript
Ted: The project management framework embodies a project life cycle and five major project management process groups. Dilbert: Oh no! The extreme level of abstraction has made us weightless! Ted: That doesn't even make sense.
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Friday January 06,
2012
Tags best decison, conference room, listed reasons, review, thinking, vendor, work, writing
Transcript
Man: Why are you picking this vendor? Dilbert: I listed the four reasons. Individually, each reason would not be compelling. But viewed as a whole, this is the best decision. This first reason is weak. Dilbert: And here we go.
Wednesday January 04,
2012
Tags suspicion, thinking, new information, project scope, anticipate, think
Transcript
Dilbert: Based on this new information, you'll want to change our project scope. Boss: I don't do that. Dilbert: What? Think? Today I learned it's better if I don't try to guess what people mean.
Saturday December 31,
2011
Tags celebrations, new year's day, happy new year, oxytocin drug dealer, magical thinking, space time continuum
Transcript
Woman: Happy New Year! Dilbert: Whoa! Settle down. I don't celebrate the magical thinking that says one random point in the space-time continuum is somehow special. Woman: It's just a hug. You'll enjoy it. Dilbert: You're like some sort of Oxytocin drug dealer.
Monday December 12,
2011
Tags thinking, worry, no probelms, insane, universe, nail waiting for hammer, pre frontal cortex, anticipation, too smooth, mysteriously calm, uncomforatbale
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Dilbert: I'm worried because I don't seem to have any problems today. Wally: Uh-oh. Dilbert: That either means I'm insane or the universe is saving up something big. Wally: Or both. Dilbert: I feel like a nail waiting to get hammered. Wally: The pre-frontal cortex is overrated.
Friday October 07,
2011
Tags inventions, thinking, creative, teacher, business card, ideationista, education
Transcript
Boss: I hired Ken to teach us how to be more creative. According to his business card, his title is "ideationista." Ken: That was some of my best work.
Saturday October 01,
2011
Tags saving & investment, stock market, mba, losing money, money in gold, shiny portfolio, money
Transcript
CEO: I have an MBA and yet I keep losing money in the stock market. How can this be? Boss: I put all of my money in gold because it's shiny. My portfolio doubled last year. I'm thinking of getting an MBA. How long does it take? A week?
Saturday September 10,
2011
Tags cruelty, thinking, creative person, bad at math, analytical skills, permanent
Transcript
Coworker: I like to think of myself as a creative person. Alice: And by that you mean you're bad at math and you don't have any analytical skills. Dilbert: Is it permanent?
Friday September 09,
2011
Tags keep brain out, laziness, long and complicated, technical recommendation, thinking, make decision
Transcript
Dilbert: Did you read my technical recommendation? Boss: No. It's too long and complicated. Dilbert: How do you plan to make a decision without reading it? Boss: I'll use my gut. Dilbert: It's probably a good idea to keep your brain out of this. Boss: Quiet! It's saying something. Noise: GROWL.
Monday August 29,
2011
Tags courage, electronic mail, thinking, greatest idea ever, email
Transcript
Bad decision 1 Dilbert: This is the greatest idea ever. Why does it look so dumb when I put it in email? I'll sort it out later.


