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1000 Results for At Odds With Words
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Monday October 25,
2004
Tags accounting, expense figures, base ten, counting system, full range, odds and even, hp printer ink, finance troll
Transcript
"Accounting" "Can you explain these expense figures?" "It's a base ten accounting system with a full range of odd and even digits." "This isn't helping." "Tastes like hp printer ink... high gloss paper, four hours old."
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marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Saturday November 20,
2004
Tags biggest deficit, inability handle criticism, stupid misperceptions, argue with smarter people
Transcript
The Boss: Your biggest defect continues to be your inability to handle criticism. Alice: I can't argue with his stupid misperception without proving its true. The boss: and you argie with people who are much smarter than yourself. Alice GAAA!!!!
Saturday March 19,
2005
Tags forecast, predcit, pants so high, kill self with belt, statue erected, honor of blet, stupid towns people
Transcript
The Boss: "Alice, I need your forecast and I need it right now." Alice: "I predict that someday you'll wear your pants so high that you'll choke yourself to death with your belt." "And the towns-people will erect a statue to honor your belt." The Boss: "Stupid towns-people."
Wednesday May 11,
2005
Tags associate with, cjhose, associate, lazy people, new guy
Transcript
The New Employee "Maybe if I make a friend at work it will reduce my stress hump." "I must choose carefully because I will be judged by the people I associate with." "Hi. I'm the new guy." "The lazy people have found each other."
Monday August 29,
2005
Tags discount religin, tithing 5%, sin is in, no time with joiners
Transcript
I decided to start a discount religion. "The tithing would only be 5% and I'd let people sin as much as they wanted." BOOK "The only problem is that I don't want to spend time with anyone who would join that sort of religion."
Wednesday November 16,
2005
Tags programmers, agile programming, methods, more work, fewer people
Transcript
We need three more programmers. "Use agile programming methods." "Agile programming doesn't just mean doing more work with fewer people." "Find me some words that DO mean that and ask again."
Sunday July 23,
2000
Tags baby cio, meeting, diapers, nature calls, big words, very advanced, baby, infany, genius, smart, talks, business
Transcript
ALICE: have you met the new CIO? Dilbert: No. Alice: I hear he's young. New Cio: Hello. We need to integrate our enterprise resource planning with our existing E-commerce platform. Now if you'll excuse me. Nature Calls. AAAHHH.... Then we'll decentralize the procurement function and....hold on a second. Gramps could you do me a huge favor?
Thursday January 04,
2007
Tags diet, eating disorder, first 20 pounds, diet with buddy, lose weight, weight issues, health
Transcript
The Boss: My doctor says it will be easier if I diet with a buddy. Do you want in on this? Tina: Good lord. I think I just developed an eating disorder! The Boss: They say the first 20 pounds are the easiest. Tina: NOT HELPING!"
Saturday January 13,
2007
Tags product with netork, run cable through shoebox, twigs and leaves, cat 5, cat 6
Transcript
Sales Engineer I've successfully integrated our product with your network." "It might look as if all I did was run a Cat5 cable through a shoebox full of twigs and leaves." "Is that all you did?" "A Cat6 cable would be overkill."
Monday February 12,
2007
Tags bearded guy, too close, Dilbert, bugged out, touching brain with nose
Transcript
Then I said... Dilbert: He is totally violating my personal space with his non-standard facial hair." "HA! HA! HA! HA!" Gaaa!!! His warm, moist breath is all over me!" "Please stop touching my brain with your nose."