dilbert looking at phone on couch at home.
dogbert: i thought you said you had a zoom call that would last for hours today.
dilbert: i built a "deep fake" version of myself to take zoom calls and say generic employee stuff.
next slide is boss in from of laptop on video call.
boss: dilbert, do you have anything to add?
dilbert: i don't know if i'm working hard or hardly working. har-har!
boss: i'll schedule a zoom call with the whole team tomorrow to give the update.
dilbert: or you could tell me tomorrow, and i'll tell the rest of the team on our noon zoom call.
boss: um, okay. i'll send you a zoom link tomorrow.
dilbert: does our call need to be a video call? can we do a voice call?
boss: well, yes, i guess we could just do a voice call.
dilbert: do we need to talk, or can you just send me an an email?
boss: i suppose i could just send you an email.
dilbert: okay. we're making progress. now, have you heard of "texting"?
boss and dilbert on video call.
boss: i just talked to ted, and he says your project plan is not feasible.
dilbert: i think you mean he mischaracterized my plan and then stabbed me in the back when i wasn't there to defend it.
boss: he said you'd say that.